(Link is back online)
(Revali is back online)
(Daruk is back online)
Revali: Evening gents.
Daruk: Yo what's up?
Link: ...
Revali: Say something, Hylian. Anything
Link: Hi... I guess
Daruk: That works, welcome back little guy
Revali: Did you enjoy those pots?
Link: Yes.
Revali: Never again
Daruk: I'm with you, I thought we were gonna die
(Mipha is back online)
(Zelda is back online)
(Urbosa is back online)
Revali: Aha! Girls are back in full force
Mipha: .....
Zelda: Please, this isn't bringing back any good memories
Urbosa: Link, I heard what happened last time
Daruk: O.O
Urbosa: I'm sad to say this but, I'm ashamed of you. Disappointed.
Link: ......
Zelda: Thank you. I couldn't have worded it any better.
Revali: Damn, that's deep
Link: Look Zelda... I'm sorry...
Zelda: Yeah, whatever now.
Link: .... Mipha... I wanted to....
Mipha: Please... don't talk... with me
Link: But-
Mipha: Please...
Revali: Well that's a major setback now
Urbosa: All thanks to your birdbrain
Revali: Hey, I'm a bird of many talent. One of them is entertainment.
Urbosa: More like a sore dumpling
Revali: You're more of a big, squishy palm fruit
Zelda: Here we go again....
Urbosa: Son, I lift more than your ego
Revali: Bet.
Urbosa: 500 pounds, 20 reps
Revali: 800. 30 reps. Suck that.
Urbosa: Obviously fake.
Revali: Phhh, ask Daruk
Daruk: It's actually true. He can even lift with his feet
Link: Yep
Urbosa: Hhhh... men.
Zelda: Right? Where would they be without us?
Revali: Life would be so much simpler without you... a dream life indeed.
Link: Free pots too.
Zelda: ......
Revali: This boy concerns me sometimes
Mipha: ........
Link: Hey wait, I found a bunch of cuccos
Urbosa: Link...
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
