(Mipha is back online)
Mipha: @Urbosa
(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Yes, Mipha?
Mipha: For the kids, don't forget to-
Urbosa: Mipha. You just left my place one minute ago.
Urbosa: ...
Urbosa: You haven't even left Gerudo Town
Mipha: Okay, but I just wanted to check on the kids-
Urbosa: Mipha.
Urbosa: I lost count how many times I told you already.
Urbosa: The kids are in safe hands here. Probably safer than with Link.
Mipha: ...
Mipha: Link said he felt someone insult him just now
Urbosa: 💀
Urbosa: Okay but please, Mipha. Stop worrying so much. Go have some fun with Link or something for a change.
Urbosa: Being parents must be tiring. You two deserve a little break
Mipha: I know but... the children...
Urbosa: Oh for crying out loud I took care of Saria for a whole week while Link was busy doing... whatever he was doing
Mipha: Yes but-
Urbosa: They'll have plenty of water Mipha. My guards have brought two extra tanks filled with the freshest water we have.
Urbosa: Everything will be fine.
Mipha: ...
Mipha: Alright then.. please be careful with my babies
Urbosa: I will
Mipha: Promise?
Urbosa: Promise.
Mipha: Are you sure?
Urbosa: Stop.
(Mipha has gone offline)
Urbosa: Sweet Naboris...
(Urbosa has gone offline)
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(Urbosa is back online)
Urbosa: Dear god dear god dear god....
Urbosa: @Revali
Urbosa: @Daruk
(Daruk is back online)
Daruk: Heyo-
Urbosa: DARUK.
Daruk: That's me
Urbosa: I NEED YOUR HELP NOW
Urbosa: IT'S AN EMERGENCY
Daruk: Okay. What's up?
Urbosa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S UP? I LOST MIPHA'S KIDS!!?!?@&#^
Daruk: ?
Daruk: I don't understand. How did you lose them?
Urbosa: I'M BABYSITTING THEM FOR LINK AND MIPHA EJF JN@%#^F M. X LDE $@%×%^BFNC BCM
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
