Revali Destroys Hyrule

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(Daruk is back online)

Daruk: Hey guys!!! Where are my favorite Champions at???

(Urbosa is back online)

Urbosa: Sav'saaba Daruk! How are you doing today?

Daruk: Oh, you know me, doing good as always!

Urbosa: Well I'm glad to hear that! :D

Daruk: So... did you manage to recover from... that one incident?

Urbosa: Incident? 😂

Daruk: Yeah...

Urbosa: We just went through the apocalypse Daruk, and barely survived it too

Daruk: Maybe I should've worded it di-

Urbosa: But to answer your question, I'm doing quite well here. Things have finally gone back to normal

Daruk: Same here, thankfully XD

Urbosa: Mhm, so where are the others?

Daruk: No idea yet. We haven't been online ever since Zelda sealed Ganon away

Urbosa: Speaking of that, I heard her Sheikah Slate got destroyed

Daruk: Same here. I think she'll get another one soon

Urbosa: I hope so...

(Link is back online)

(Revali is back online)

Urbosa: .....

Daruk: ....

Urbosa: Why?

Revali: :)

Link: Um...

Daruk: How's it going Rev?

Revali: Oh, nothing much

Link: Great to hea-

Revali: I'm just sitting in bed, my entire body wrapped up in plaster because of all the broken bones

Link: ....

Daruk: Let me guess

Urbosa: 🤭

Daruk: This had something to do with you and Urbosa?

Revali: You just won a million rupees

Daruk: I'm sorry to hear that

Urbosa: Though.. I'm curious how in Naboris are you able to type?

Revali: A have a fellow brother helping me out

Link: ???

Revali: A Cucco

Urbosa: ........

Daruk: ....

Link: ....

Revali: It's good to have friends

Link: .....

Urbosa: Um... so, Link! What are you up to?

Link: I'm just staying with Mipha at her place. Were actually relaxing on Ruta's trunk

Daruk: A fine way to spend the evening I bet

Urbosa: 😁

Link: Y-Yeah..

Revali: Define "Relaxing"

Link: .....

Urbosa: Revali, please stop

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