Link & Champions Group Chat

The Bokoblin Travesty

(Link is back online)

Link: Hey um... everyone?

Link: Uh... I have a um, a problem...

Link: I could really use some help

Link: ....

Link: @Daruk

Link: Hello?!?!

(Daruk is back online)

Link: OMG THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE

Daruk: What's up Link?

Daruk: Sheesh, you sound like you just saw Hylia herself.

Link: I'm about to see her if you don't help.

Daruk: Oh. Damn.

Daruk: Well hit me up, what do you need help with?

Link: So here's the thing...

Daruk: You screwed up?

Link: YES

Link: So um...

Link: Mipha's Sheikah Slate... well... um... it got stolen....

Daruk: Oh yeah, you're dead man. Sorry :/

Link: But it's not my fault!!!

Daruk: An angry wife never listens though.

Link: WHICH IS WHY I NEED YOUR HELP.

Link: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE

Daruk: Okay but, like, why would Mipha kill her husband of 2 children? :(

Link: She loses her moral judgement when hungry, which is bad since I was supposed to bring dinner home.

Daruk: Oh. That makes actually makes sense. Angelina has her fits when hungry too.

Link: .....

Link: Right... Angelina still exists

Daruk: Of course. She is my happiness ^^

Link: 😶

Daruk: So who stole it then?

Link: A Bokoblin.

Daruk: What.

Link: A Bokoblin.

Daruk: What time will the funeral take place?

Link: Dude

Daruk: Tomorrow? Next week?

Link: Stop.

Daruk: Wait, will you be cremated again? Can I be the one to throw your ashes???

Link: PLEASE LISTEN

Daruk: Okay.

Link: Listen, I was near Bloodleaf Lake on my way to visit Robbie about some Sheikah updates for Mipha's Slate

Daruk: I see...

Link: And I got hungry! So I put my bag down to catch some fish in the lake!!

Daruk: Carry on

Link: After catching a bass, I turn around to see one of those stupid pigs rummaging through my bag, taking off with Mipha's Sheikah Slate!!!

Daruk: Damn.

Daruk: And you lost him?

Link: I looked everywhere and even found a group... but THEY ALL LOOKED THE SAME.

Link: So I killed them.

Daruk: Oh.

Daruk: How many?