When you post a chapter for your book but it's a meme chapter and not a serious story chapter: Mission failed successfully
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Ophiuchus: I can tell you about this thing, but I can only tell you a bit of it.
Zodiac Guardians: Why can't you tell use the rest of it?
Ophiuchus: Because to do so, you need to unlock my tragic backstory, which requires you to finish this task in the main storyline first.
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Shelly: If you have a problem that you cannot solve
Shelly: Then the only solution is to take a nap
Shelly: For 10 hours.
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Cassie: We may or may not have a problem.
Quinn: Alright, which one of you caused it?
Cassie: It was Tanner.
Tanner: It was Cristian.
Cristian: It was Cassie.
Quinn: ... So I'm guessing it was all three of you then.
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Colt: Nothing surprises me anymore.
Alexei in the background teaching Adnan Russian swears with Aidan laughing hysterically in the background:
Colt: Yeah, not even that. I saw it coming.
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Remily: If you fight me, you'll lose.
Asmara: Lose what? My will to live?
Kurtis: Bold of you to assume that I've not already lost that.
Remily:
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Clio: Now what do we say when things don't go as planned?
Sienna: It depends on circumstance, since nothing goes the way I planned it anyways.
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Cassie: Karens are such cowards.
Cassie: I mean, "I wish to speak to the manager" is too overused.
Cassie: Step it up a notch and say "I wish to speak to the CEO".
Cassie: Go big or go home.
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Aidan: Sometimes, I feel like no one understands me.
Other Zodiac Guardians: ... What?
Aidan: It's because of my accent, isn't it.
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Alexei: And in Russia, we say "ублюдок", which means "thank you".
Shelly: Are you sure that's what it says?
Alexei:
Alexei: Well, it actually means "bastard"-
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Cristian: Hey Kurtis! Watch this!
Cristian: *climbs over wall, jumps on a bench and falls*
Cristian: Parkour!
Kurtis:
Kurtis: How are you still alive?
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Sienna: Do you ever want to just sit there and drink coffee peacefully as you watch your enemies face the consequences they deserve?
Asmara: Enjoying the suffering of your enemies is truly a peaceful thing to do.
Quinn:
Quinn: I think... I think that'll be your last cup of coffee for today.
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Tanner: The problem with this idea is that I'm probably not going to show up on time to actually do the thing.
Tanner: But at least it'll be done.
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Clio: Don't you think that that's a little too... dangerous?
Remily: Ha, as if! It'll totally be worth it!
Remily 10 minutes later with a broken arm: Still absolutely worth it.
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Okay so the quotes aren't the only reason why this is here.
I'm going to be making...
A GotGH playlist on spotify! *confetti*
But I'm also terrible at choosing songs so I'll need your help.
I'd like you guys to comment a song beside a character from the list of characters I'll be putting below that fits the character's theme and personality. There will also be a section for the book's theme in general.
Afterwards, I'll make the playlist and I'll share it when it's done!
Now, pick a song for...
Aidan
Cassie
Asmara
Kurtis
Colt
Alexei
Tanner
Remily
Clio
Shelly
Cristian
Sienna
Quinn
Any background characters!
The book as a whole
That'll be it for now! Thanks for reading! Have a good day/night, and stay safe!
Peace out,
Confusion owo
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Adventure*CLOSED, WRITING* The Galactic Heavens is a heavenly realm, home to the stars and constellations that you see in the night sky. The Galactic Heavens is also home to the Zodiac Guardians, twelve (sometimes thirteen) individuals who are bound to prote...
