The Professor is my Wife

24

Hey Guys! Sorry I took soo long to update. I gut busy with school and forgot I have a story to write lmao. Sorry!

I don't know what time it is but I woke up to someone yelling outside. I rubbed my eyes and took my phone to look at the time, and it's still 5:30 am. What are these bitches doing outside this early. I went out, not even bothered to fix my bangs.

"Yah! What are you guys doing this early?!" I shouted.

"Seul point the camera at Lisa quick!" Wendy half yelled

"Why are you filming me?" I ask

"Lisayah!" Jisoo called my name and jumped on me.

"Aish get down!"

"Give me a piggy back ride" Jisoo said

"No"

"Please?" She plead. I just sigh let her jump on my back.

"So tell me again why the fuck Bam is on top of a tree?" Jungkook repeat for the 3rd time already.

It's 6:00 am and everyone is already awake. And we're here wondering how Bam ended up on a tree.

"Watch your language Jeon, it's still early in the morning to be cussing" Jennie said sternly. Jungkook bowed his head and mumble a sorry.

"Well here's the thing, I couldn't sleep last night so I went for a walk. After walking the for like almost half an hour I felt sleepy, so I went back here. I was about to enter our tent when I heard some noises behind some bushes. So I got scared and climb this tree" He explained. I just faced palm myself. While Jisoo, Wendy, are trying to hold in their laugh.

"Okay so, let me get the straight? You heard some noise from a bush then decided zo climb a tree, not even bothered to wake us up?" Irene asked.

"You dumb? What if it was a wild animal and you just left us?" Jeongyeon yelled.

"I'm sorry okay! I panicked and I forgot how to get down!" Bam replied.

"Deserve!" Nayeon said and throwed some egg at Bambam.

"So how are we gonna get him down?" Nayeon asked sitting down on the picnic table.

"A ladder?" Jeongyeon replied dumbfounded.

"Where are we gonna get a ladder?" Bam asked.

"At the station, so we might probably leave you here all alone for hours without any food to eat or drink" Yeri smiled wickedly.

"How about we cut the tree off?" Wendy suggested. This bitch wanna go to jail or something?

"No. Are you stupid?" Seulgi respond.

"Hey? Where's the tour guide guy we were with? Maybe he can help?" Irene replied.

"We don't know where he went. Wendy and Yeri, tried looking for him earlier but we couldn't find him. Even some of his things are gone" Jisoo replied. We all looked at each other confused.

"He ditched us?" Jennie asked irritated.

"Probably" Jungkook shrugged.

"Can't believe the nerve of that guy" Tae mumbled in disbelief

"What now? I'm hungry" Rosé said.

"How about we order some pizza-" Jisoo was cut off when we heard a branch snapping.

We all instant look up at Bambam to see him holding tight on the branch. He's about 7ft high.

"Bitch hold on I'm not gonna catch you!" Seulgi screamed.