A long time ago it was an idiot-man.
He was an idiot-man.
When he walk outside people say "Look it is an idiot-man!"
Idiot-man look like idiot-man should look like.
Fancy suit-man, fancy watch-man and many other fancy thing-men were attached on his body-man.
Idiot-man had an wife-man called Idiot Woman-man. When they first met, they knew they were made for each other.
Together they had a daughter-man called idiot daughter-man.
One day if she grows up, she would be known as the next idiot-man.
Idiot-man had many friends.
One of them was the bed-man as he slept on him every day.
Another one was the water-men because he didn't want to drink alcohol-men because he is idiot and don't want to have a car-man accident.
One night when idiot-man came back from work, his wife-man was like "Yo, my husband-man. Do you know where I put the ketchup-men?"
Idiot man was idiot, so he knew immediately.
"It an at them fridge-men in kitchen-man"
And together the idiot-man and the idiot wife woman-man navigated through their house-man and found the fridge-man.
When they stood in front of it, it asked them a riddle.
"Idiot-man and idiot woman-man. Answer this riddle if you want to open me, the fridge-man inside your house-man."
The men nodded.
"Alright."
The fridge-man continued.
"What has a man and a man, but not a man and a man?"
This was a tough riddle.
When they thought really hard they could not come up with anything.
Then the idiot daughter-man entered the room to get some water-men and noticed her parents.
"Ah the fridge riddle! It an easy riddle-man."
Idiot-man corrected the man and said "a riddle is not an man."
Daughter-man says "it an hint."
Idiot woman-man had an epiphany.
"Oh em jee I know."
She whispered in the ear of her husband-man.
"Oha I think you might be right with that one. Very clever, wife-man."
He turns to daughter and said "thanks for hint, my man."
Daughter got water-men from somewhere and vanished into the shadow-men.
Idiot-man and idiot woman-man both said at the same time to the fridge-man:
"It an man."
"Korrek" the fridge-man say.
It opened and they find the ketchup-men.
"Thank you for freeing us men from here. Please use our life essence to give you nourishment."
The idiot wife woman-man smiles and drank the ketchup-men.
"Hey bro, I wanted some too!"
The idiot-man proclaimed.
"Oh sorry, my man."
They kiss and share the ketchup-men by the intertwining and twirling of their tounge-men.
"Oh ye oh ye" the ketchup men are happy.
Daughter-man was happy.
Idiot-man was happy.
Idiot wife woman-man was happy.
Fridge-man was happy.
House-man was happy that so many happy men lived inside it.
This is the world of men. The world for men.
In this world only men live but not just men.
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