AVENGERS CHATROOM

14) Poor, Poor Tony

AUTHORS NOTE: hey guys!!!!! i have some wicked ideas for this chatroom thingie! you all are going to LOOOOOVE it! again, i am sorry that Pepper and Tony broke up. i had to do it for the sake of this chatroom thingie. you guys will thank me later. i promise!!!!! :p and dear Clintasha fans: you guys are going to love this chapter!!! :p

[Thor has entered the chat]

[Bruce has entered]

[Steve has entered]

[Clint has entered]

Bruce: {sighs} I cant believe Pepper broke up with Tony.

Clint: i got to admit I did not see that one coming.

Thor: POOR MR STARK!!!!!

Steve: where is Tony anyways?

Thor: I SAW THE MAN OF IRON NOT TOO LONG AGO! HE WAS EATING CHOCOLATE AND GOING TO GO AND WATCH THE MOVIE CALLED TRANSFORMERS!!!!!

Bruce: oh ok. and chill a bit with the caps Thor.

Thor: Ok, Banner! :D

Clint: OMG THIS IS GREAT!!!!

Steve: what is so great about this?

Clint: TONY WILL FINALLY NOW LEAVE ME AND NATASHA ALONE!!

Thor: IM HAPPY BECAUSE YOU ARE HAPPY, AGENT BARTON!!!! :D :D :D

Bruce: caps, Thor.

Thor: oh, right, sorry! 

Steve: CLINT HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS!!!!

Clint: dude, put yourself in my shoes. and whats worse is that....that....

Bruce: what is it man?

Clint: I DO LOVE NAT!!!!! BUT I DONT WANT OUR FRIENDSHIP TO BE RUINED!!!! THAT WHY I WAS ALWAYS SO MAD AT TONY AND I DONT REALLY GET ON HERE!!!!!! BECAUSE TONY KEPT BUGGING NAT AND I ABOUT CLINTASHA!!!!!!!!

Steve: I KNEW IT!!!!!

Thor: THAT IS VERY TRAGIC AGENT BARTON!!!!!

Bruce: hey has anyone seen Diana lately? 

Steve: no the last time i saw her was a few days ago when she, Clint and I watched the Avengers movie. 

Thor: LADY DIANA HAS GONE MISSING!!!!

Clint: OH MY GOSH WE MUST TELL FURY!!!!!!!!

[Natasha has entered the chatroom]

Natasha: hey guys!

Clint: hi there, Nat! :)

Natasha: hi Clint! :)

Steve: NATASHA!!!!!!!!!!! DIANA HAS GONE MISSING!!!!!!!!!

Thor: WE MUST SEARCH ALL THE 9 REALMS FOR LADY DIANA!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce: OH MY GOSH WHAT IF SHE WAS KIDNAPPED!!!!!!!!

Clint: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve: NO DIANA NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natasha: {rolls eyes} oh my Lord you guys are so stupid. 

Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

Natasha: shes freaking on vacation! remember? she told Fury and posted it on the SHEILD website!

Steve: oh.....

Bruce: oh.

Clint: it would have been cool if she was kidnapped though.

Natasha: CLINT!

Clint: sorry! but you know it would be! im bored.

Natasha: me too.

Steve: should we go check on Tony?

Bruce: YOU can! im not!

Thor: I SHALL GO CHECK ON MR STARK!

[Thor las left the chatroom]

Bruce: man i feel so bad for Tony.

Steve: me too.

Natasha: i dont even really like the guy and i feel bad for him!

[Thor has entered the chatroom]

Clint: how was Tony?

Thor: he is eating chocolate by the bag and watching that screen with moving pictures with the large robots over and over and over while drinking scotch!

Bruce: do you mean the movie 'Transformers'?

Thor: YES THAT IS THE ONE!

Clint: oh crap.

Steve: poor Tony. :(

Natasha: WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!!!

Bruce: hmm.......

Clint: what is it?

[Bruce has invited Steve to a private chat]

Clint: what are they talking about?

Thor: I do not know.

Natasha: me neither...

Steve: WE KNOW HOW TO MAKE TONY FEEL BETTER!!!!

Clint: YAY!......how?

Bruce: WE MUST GET HIS FAVORITE SHIP TOGETHER!!!!!

Natasha: ?

Thor: I am confused...

Clint: ?

Bruce: Clint, Natasha, just for tonight go on a date.

Natasha: WHAT.

Steve: just do it Natasha. if Tony sees that Clintasha is working then he might feel better!

Bruce: yeah all he really wants is for his favorite ship to be together!

Clint: um....

Natasha; GRRR!!!! fine. -_- ill go get ready. 

[Natasha has left the chatroom]

Clint: i have a date with Nat?

Steve: yep you do, buddy! now go get ready!

Clint: THIS IS BETTER THAN THE HUNGER GAMES!!! :D

[Clint has left the chat]

Thor: THIS IS MOST EXCITING MY FRIENDS!!!

Bruce: yep it is!!!

Steve: boy have we been productive! we got Clint and Natasha a date and at the same time are going to make Tony feel better!

Thor: LET US GO GET SHAWARMA TO CELEBRATE!!!!

Steve: YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Bruce: SHAWARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Steve has left the chatroom]

[Thor has left]

[Bruce has left]