77) Baby Names

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AUTHORS NOTE: first off: OH MY GOD OVER 30,000 READS *sobs with happiness* OH MY GOD THANK YOU!!! id like to dedicate this chapter to live4books1410 for their epic comment in the last part (no nobody correctly guessed the Clintasha baby's name. XD). though i cant exactly put it there in the corner of the page because wattpad is being mean today. :/ thanks for that comment it was really nice and made my day! and thanks to all the other people who commented, if i could id dedicate this chapter to all of u but sadly wattpad will only let me do one. now i bet u all are REALLY tired of me ranting over here so heres the chapter! enjoy! :D 

[Natasha has entered the chat]

[Clint has entered]

[Clint has invited Tony, Angel, Quinn, Loki, Thor, Bruce, Steve, Misty, Belle, and Betty to the chat]

Natasha: guys we chose the name!

Tony: tell us then!

Clint: nope! we want you guys to guess!

Misty: ME NO LIKE GUESSING!!!

Natasha: GUESS U CRAZY BLUE-HAIRED CHICKIE GUESS OR ILL SKIN YOUR BOYFRIEND ALIVE!!!

Misty: o.o uhh..... Blake?

Natasha: no good try though!

Tony: TONY! :D

Clint: HECK NO!

Angel: {facepalm}

Bruce: BETTY! :D

Clint: its a boy, Bruce.

Bruce: oh.

Betty: you are so sweet, Bruce! ^-^

Bruce: ^-^

Quinn: hmmm.... Arnold!

Natasha: nope!

Loki: LokiIsTheBestSuperVillianEver? :D 

Natasha: NO AND IS THAT EVEN A REAL NAME!?!?!?!?

Quinn: Loki, dude, you should know better than to mess with a pregnaunt Natasha.

Loki: oh please! like she could hurt-

Natasha: ROARROAROARROARROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loki: IF ANYONE NEEDS ME IN HIDING IN THE SHEILD BOMB SHELTER!

[Loki has left the chat]

Quinn: NATASHA SHOP SCARING PEOPLE I MEAN REALLY!

Natasha: NO. 

Steve: can you just tell us the name?

Belle: yeah tell us!

Natasha: ok! its....

Clint: IVAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony: {faints}

Angel: OMG TONY!

Misty: Tony?

Steve: WELP IM OUTTA HERE! COME ON BELLE!

Belle: RIGHT BEHIND YA!

Bruce: HOW ABOUT A DOUBLE DATE?

Quinn: CAN WE MAKE THAT A TRIPLE? ILL GET LOKI.

Steve: SURE!

Betty: LETS RUN!

[Steve has left the chat]

[Belle has left]

[Bruce has left]

[Betty has left]

[Quinn has left]

Clint: what do you think Thor? you havent said anything so far. 

Thor: IM BUSY RIDING MY ALICORN, RAINBOW! WE ARE FLUTTERING AROUND NEW YORK CITY! IT IS MOST FUN! COME JOIN US EYE OF THE HAWK!!!

Clint: id rather not...

[Diana has entered the chat]

Diana: TASTE THE WRATH OF THE REECES PEANUT BUTTER CUPS, THOR!!!! {chucks peanut butter cups at Thor}

Thor: {throws skittles at Diana} TASTE THE POWER OF THE RAINBOW!!!!

[Thor has left the chat]

[Diana has left]

Angel: if the police arrive i did not see any of that. now, TONY WAKE UP!!!

Misty: im going to go......make a rainstorm in the desert.....

[Misty has left the chat]

Natasha: MY BABY'S NAME IS GOING TO BE IVAN.

Clint: IVAN THE BABY ARCHER!

Natasha: YEAH! :D

Tony: {wakes up} IVAN WAS WHIPLASH'S NAME!!!! {faints again}

Angel: OMG THATS WHY YOU ARE FAINTING OMG OMG OMG THE CLINTASHA BABY IS GOING TO GROW UP TO BE ANOTHER WHIPLASH!!! CALL THE COPS, THE FBI, THE COAST GUARD, SHEILD...oh wait we are SHEILD...... GAH!!!!

Natasha:.............

Clint:.............

Tony: {wakes up} I NEED TO GET MY IRON MAN SUIT!!!

Angel: ILL HELP U GET IT!!!

Tony: AHHHHHHH

[Angel has left the chat]

[Tony has left]

Clint: well then!

Natasha: im so glad we are going to name our child that.

Clint: me too XD

Natasha: XD

[Everyone has left the chat]

AUTHORS NOTE: i got Tony and Angel's reaction from a text message convo between me and the girl i made Angel for. XD that pretty much was her reaction. XD

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