31) This Just Keeps Getting Weirder and Weirder

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[Tony has entered the chat]

[Bruce has entered]

[Steve has entered]

[Clint has entered]

[Thor has entered]

Thor: THINGS HAVE BEEN WEIRD OF LATE MY FRIENDS!

Tony: yeah, yeah we know. 

Steve: ITS BEEN SO CONFUSING!

Bruce: where is Natasha, Diana and Angel? I dont even want to know were Quinn is...

Tony: Diana is out with 'Phil', Angel is working on some files for me, Natasha is in the infirmary having a stare off with an equally injured Mockingbird, and Quinn i think is driving a four-wheeler around the Helicarrier again.

Steve: ITS ALL SO CRAZY CLINT THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

Thor: WHY IS IT BIRD MAN'S FAULT CAPTAIN OF AMERICA?

Clint: YES. WHY IS IT BIRD MAN'S FAULT.

Bruce: well, you let Quinn do stuff she wasnt supposed to do, making Natasha break up with you and in a poor attempt to make her jealous you went out with another girl and when they met they got into a HUGE fight that would still be going on if they weren't all beat up.

Steve: EXACTLY!

Clint: um...he he he....{innocent smile}

Tony: in my opinion this is all hilarious.

Thor: THIS WHOLE ORDEAL IS SORT OF HUMOROUS!

Bruce: yeah it is kinda funny. XD

Steve: AND DIANA IS STILL GOING OUT WITH COULSON!!!

Tony: isnt he like several years older than her?

Clint: O.O

Bruce: 0.0

Thor: ?

Steve: why must you always be right. WHY?

[Diana has entered the chat]

[Agent Coulson has entered]

Diana: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Agent Coulson: XD XD XD

Tony: whats so funny?

Agent Couslon: WE GOT YOU GUYS SO GOOD! XD

Diana: LOL ME DID XD XD XD

Steve: im lost....

Thor: THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER!

Diana: YOU GUYS HONESTLY THOUGHT WE WERE DATING! XD XD XD

Clint: um, arent you?

Agent Couslon: LOL no! XD XD

Diana: it was this stupid plot to make this dude i like jealous and to weird you all out! XD XD

Bruce: did it work?

Diana: guess! XD XD XD

Agent Coulson: THIS WAS TOO FUNNY! XD XD

Diana: IKR? THEIR FACES! HAHAHA! XD XD

Agent Coulson: well im off to New Mexico! see ya later Diana! See ya Avengers!

Diana: toodles Phil!

[Agent Coulson has left]

Diana: hey would anyone care to explain why Quinn has purple and grey/silver hair and is driving a four-wheeler around unsupervised?

Tony: Clint.

Steve: Hawkeye.

Bruce: {points at Clint}

Thor: {points at bird man}

Clint: really Thor? you too?

Diana: CLINT.

Clint: {nervous laugh} UM hi! :)

Diana: IM GOING TO HURT YOU SO BAD!

Clint: AHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Diana has left the chat]

Tony: RUN MAN RUN!

Bruce: RUN LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!

Thor: GO HAWK MAN GO!

Clint: AHHHHHH!!!!!! 

[Clint has left the chat]

Steve: so it was all an act? with Coulson and Diana?

Tony: yep.

Steve: then who was she trying to make jealous?

Bruce: good point.

Thor: WHY DONT WE ALL GO GET SHAWARMA?

Tony: YES!

Steve: YEAH!

Bruce: TONY IS BUYING!

Tony: HEY!

[Everyone has left the chat]

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