116) No Pizza For Wade

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AUTHORS NOTE: SO I GOT A NEW LAPTOPPPPPPP kinda XD its hard to explain. enjoy guys!

[Diana has entered the chat]

[Wade has entered]

[Natasha has entered]

[Clint has entered]

[Tony has entered]

[Thor has entered]

Diana: I cannot BELIEVE you all failed to tell myself and Wade we are grandparents. I cannot believe you all.

Tony: ITS NOT OUR FAULTTTT

Clint: THOR SHOWED UP ONE DAY WITH LEE AND MARLENE AND IT WAS SO WEIRD MAN

Natasha: it totally was.

Thor: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS EYE OF THE HAWK

Wade: Diana, calm down. Let us go get a nice pizza.

Diana: I do NOT want a pizza. I WANT AN EXPLINATION.

[Fury has entered the chat]

Fury: WHAT did you all do THIS time.

Tony: THATS A GOOD QUESTION, CAPTIAN FURY.

Fury: It's not CAPTIAN its DIRECTOR.

Tony: you forgot to say 'arg'.

Fury: one more pirate joke and I swear Stark I will throw you off the Helicarrier. 

Tony: shutting up now.

Wade: OMG ITS A PIRATE

Fury: {kicks Wade out the window}

Wade: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Wade has left the chat]

Diana: well, he was being unhelpful anyways.

Fury: since when is he EVER helpful?

Diana: he has his moments as rare as they are.

Natasha: {begins to tip toe out of room}

Fury: GET BACK HERE AGENT

Natasha: UGHHH

Clint: NAT IF I GO DOWN IM TAKING YOU WITH ME

Natasha: I DID NOTHING

Clint: LIES

Thor: HOW ABOUT WE ALL RUN FOR IT?

Fury: WHAT is going on here?

Diana: im yelling at them for NEGLECTING TO TELL ME I AM A GRANDMOTHER

Fury: WAIT WHAT NOW?!?!?!

Diana: QUINN AND LOKI HAD GOTTEN MARRIED WITHOUT TELLING US AND HAD CHILDREN

Fury: LOKI, THE GOD OF MISCHIEF, AND QUINN, ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL MUTANTS TO EVER EXIST, BRED!?!?!?!??!

Diana: I HAVE A FEELING YOU ARE TAKING THIS IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION...

Fury: I MUST RECRUIT THEM TO SHIELD

Natasha: GOOD LORD IM GONE {ninjas out the window}

[Natasha has left the chat]

Clint: NO NATASHA MY LOVE COME BACK

Tony: JUST HIDE WITH ME IN THE CORNER CLINT JUST HIDE WITH ME IN THE CORNER

Thor: CAN I HIDE TOO DIANA AND DIRECTOR FURY ARE STARING TO FRIGHTEN ME

Tony: SURE THOR

Diana: FURY MY GRANDCHILDREN ARE NOT GOING TO BECOME SHIELD AGENTS NO BAD

Fury: THINK OF THE POWER

Diana: YOU CANT HANDLE THE POWER

Fury: YES I CAN

Diana: IS THAT SO

Fury: YES 

Diana: LIES

Fury: EXCUSE M-

Diana: LIES {tackles}

Fury: {screams like little girl}

Diana: {beats Fury with a shoe} YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE POWER {uses powers to throw Fury out the window}

Fury: BREFUEHRGERGNEG AUGHHHHH

[Fury has left the chat]

Diana: {heavy breathing}

Thor: {whispers} should we run...

Tony: {whispers} no! no. sudden. moves.

Thor:......

Tony:.....

Clint: {runs away screaming}

Diana: {roars and chases after}

Clint: {runs screaming and trips over coffee table}

Diana: {tackles}

Clint: {screams}

Tony: okay, now that shes distracted: RUN FOR IT THORRRRRRR

Tony: RAINBOW THE ALICORN I SUMMON YOU

Diana: {snarls and leaps over at Tony}

Thor: {hops on Rainbow the Alicorn and grabs Tony} ONWARD MY NOBLE STEED {flies out the window}

Tony: SEE YA SUCKERSSSS

[Thor has left the chat]

[Tony has left]

Diana: {throws other shoe at the wall}

Clint: {attempts to crawl to safety}

Diana: {uses powers to chuck the shoe at Clint}

Clint: {gets hit in the had} OWIE DX

Diana: YOU DESERVED IT

Clint: NAT HAS DESERTED MEEEEEEEE 

[Lee has entered the chat]

Lee: boo. {whacks everyone over the head with a scepter, knocking them out}

[Clint has left the chat]

[Diana has left]

Lee: ehehehe. it's begun.

[Lee has left the chat]

AUTHORS NOTE: DUN DUN DUNNNNN

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