AVENGERS CHATROOM

105) Eggs

AUTHORS NOTE: enjoy part 105 guys!!!

[Steve has entered the chat]

[Belle has entered]

Belle: WE ARE BAC- wut...

Steve:.....why is Stark Tower coated in eggs.

[Misty has entered the chat]

Misty: Pepper and Batman.

Belle: what. 

Steve: you have got to be kidding me.

Belle: Batman as in Diana's ex-boyfriend crazy cat guy Batman, and Pepper as in Tony's ex-girlfriend Pepper?

Misty: naw I mean Batman the janitor and Pepper the little old lady down the street. OF COURSE I MEAN THE EX-BOYFRIEND BATMAN AND THE EX-GIRLFRIEND PEPPER.

Belle: WELL CRAP.

Steve: Misty are you joking.

Misty: nope. Batman and Pepper are dating now as well. and they have it out for us. they egged the Tower this morning. and Tony is too tired to do anything about it.

Belle: why? 

Misty: the babies came. 

Steve: WHAT.

Belle: WE MISSED THE DELIVERY!?!?!?

Misty: Eyup. Both of them.

Steve: BOTH!?!?! WAIT!?!?! WHAT!!!??!

Misty: Diana and Angel both went into labor at about the same time! it was cray cray. Diana had a baby named Ares (a little boy) and Angel had a baby named Pumpernickle Bread (a boy as well)

Steve:....

Belle: Pumpernickle Bread......?

[Tony has entered the chat]

Tony: MISTY I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE THAT

Steve:....im not sure what to do now...

Belle: neither do I....its quite the welcome home....

Misty: TONY YOU LET ME SEE THE BIRTH CIRTIFICATE

Tony: MY SON'S NAME IS FINNICK STARK. AND REMEMBER DONT TELL ANGEL.

Steve: why can't you tell Angel her son's name is Pumpernickle Bread?

Tony:.....she named our son that while she was under pain meds.

Steve: ohhhhhhhh

Belle: why didn't you just tell the nurse or doctor to change it?

Tony:.......she was really weird on pain meds okay.

Misty: just don't question it guys. just don't question it.

[Bruce has entered the chat]

Bruce: hey Misty want to go to science?

Misty: le why not.

Bruce: YAY!!

Misty: TO THE MOVIE THEATURES WE GO!

[Misty has left the chat]

Bruce: INDEED!

[Bruce has left the chat]

Steve: ARE THEY DATING NOW!?!?!?

Belle: WE LEAVE FOR LIKE IDK HOW LONG AND WE COME BACK AND ALL THIS STUFF HAS HAPPENED UGH. HUSBAND WE ARE NEVER LEAVING THEM AGAIN.

Steve: GOOD PLAN.

Tony: GUYS HONESTLY NONE OF US KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH MISTY AND BRUCE ITS ALL SO COMPLICATED AND I HAVE A BABY NOW SO THAT MEANS NO SCOTCH SO I DONT FEED IT TO THE BABY SO GAH

[Natasha has entered the chat]

[Clint has entered]

Natasha: oh finally, sane people! {hugs Belle and Steve}

Belle: {hugs back}

Steve: {hugs} its nice to see you again as well Natasha!

Tony: HFUIHFEIHUEWUISREIERGUIH

[Tony has left the chat]

Steve: is he okay?

Clint: hes adjusting to the fact that he's a father. it will take him a bit.

Natasha: yeah it took you like a month.

Clint: -_-

Belle: well then.

Steve: you guys up for a pizza?

[Tony has entered the chat]

Tony: WHO THE HECK EGGED STARK TOWER!?!?!? WHO VANDALIZED MY BABY!?!?!?!?

Clint: pizza sounds good.

Natasha: pizza.

Belle: AGREED.

Tony: U3FNU3NFIQ3JFFUHFYURTBHGVSJD MY BABYYYYYYYY

[Belle has deactivated the chat]

AUTHORS NOTE: sorry if it was kinda short. .-. i will update again probably this weekend. I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED IT!!!