72) Mrs. Dagger

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[Angel has entered the chat]

[Angel has invited Diana, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, and Steve on]

Angel: help guys. :/

Steve: whats wrong?

Bruce: idk if I will be of any help...i think i know what it is...

Diana: what is it?

Angel: Tony is hiding under the couch and wont come out.

Natasha: why?

Clint: let me guess: your mother is coming.

Angel: bingo. 

Steve: Tony is SUCH baby!

Bruce: have u met Angel's mother?

Steve: no.

Bruce: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!

[Bruce has left the chat]

Clint: uhhhhhh

Natasha: Clint are you thinking what Im thinking?

Clint: hacking into some database to find out about Angel's mother?

Natasha: heck yes. XD and GO GET ME A DONUT I NEED A CHOCOLATE DONUT AND A COFFEE AND SPICY HOT CHICKEN WINGS. GET THEM NOW IM HUNGRY.

[Natasha has left the chat]

Clint: how many more days until she gives birth....

Diana: around 8 months and 2 weeks. 

Clint: joy.... ima gonna go with Natasha now.

[Clint has left the chat]

Steve: oh come on Angel's mother cant be THAT bad!

Angel: IKR SHES AMAZING!!!!

Diana: hey i think shes here!!

Angel: YAY!!! LEMME GET TONY!!!

[Angel has invited Tony to the chat]

Tony: WHAT.

Diana: Tony get out from under the couch. 

Steve: {facepalm} be a man Tony. 

Tony: NO. 

Angel: YAY MY MUM IS HERE! TONY GET OUT FROM UNDER THE COUCH OR I WILL CANCEL ALL YOUR EXOTIC SCOTCH SHIPMENTS.

Tony: O.O {slowly gets out from under the couch}

Diana: XD

[Angel has invited Mrs. Dagger to the chat]

Mrs. Dagger: WHAT IS THIS THING {hits computer with cane}

Angel: MOTHER!!!!!! :D

Mrs. Dagger: WHERE IS THE MAN THAT IS GONNA MARRY MY ONLY DAUGHTER!??!

Tony: hi there Mrs. Dagger! {business suave Tony Stark calm}

Mrs. Dagger: THIS HIM?

Angel: yes Mother! :)

Mrs. Dagger: {whaps Tony with cane repeatedly}

Tony: OW OW OW OW

Angel: MOTHER!!! D:

Mrs. Dagger: LISTEN HERE BE A GOOD HUSBAND TO MY DAUGHTER OR I WILL HUNT CHU DOWN AND MURDER YOU. 

[Mrs. Dagger has left the chat]

Steve: wow....

Diana: IM GOING TO GO TELL WADE THIS IS TOO FUNNY XD {screenshots}

[Diana has left the chat]

Steve: i need to go.....polish my sheild...

[Steve has left the chat]

Tony: my head hurts...

Angel: im sorry!!!

[Mrs. Dagger has entered the chat]

Mrs. Dagger: THANKS FOR ORDERING ALL THIS EXOTIC SCOTCH, SON-IN-LAW! THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET!!! {chugs 3 bottles} ALSO ANGEL HONEY YO WEDDING DRESS IS IN YOUR ROOM!!!

[Mrs. Dagger has left the chat]

Angel: thanks mother!

Tony: my...scotch....

Angel: lets go Tony.

[Everyone has left the chat]

AUTHORS NOTE: wedding dress is on the side! 

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