78) Batman vs. Deadpool Showdown

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ok here is the next part! :D i need to do this before the wedding so yeah. :P XD enjoy!!!

 


[Batman has entered the chat]

[Wade has entered]

[Wade has turned into Deadpool]

Batman: so it has come to this.

Deadpool: yes yes it has.

Batman: COME AT ME BRO!

Deadpool: YOU ASKED FOR IT DUDE. {pulls out samuari swords}

Batman: {pulls out bat-boomerang}

Deadpool: HA like thats gonna do anything to stop m-

Batman: {hits Deadpool in the head with chair}

Deadpool: OUCH {picks up couch}{beats Batman with it}

Batman: OW OW OW OW NOT MY EPIC MASK HAT THINGIE

Deadpool: MUAHAHAHAHHA

Batman: TASTE THE POWER OF THE SALAD!!! {throws salad at Deadpool}

Deadpool: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! {ducks} 

Batman: hehehehehe...

Deadpool: {chucks chimichangas at Batman}

Batman: NOOOOO {gets hit in the face with one}

Deadpool: hehehehhe... {picks up one of Diana's high heels}

Batman: O_O

Deadpool: {chucks it at Batman}

Batman: {shoe hits head} OWWWWW {picks up table}

[Diana has entered the chatroom]

Diana: BRUCE WAYNE. 

Batman: uh... {hides table} yes, dear?

Deadpool: {starts to tip-toe away}

Diana: BATMAN Y U GOT SO MANY DANG CATS!!?!?!?

Batman: uhhh........

Diana: THATS IT WE ARE BREAKING UP YOU GOT LIKE 200000 CATS RUNNING AROUND HERE AND I CANT TAKE IT!!! GOODBYE BATMAN!!!

[Diana has left the chat]

Batman: im gonna go... move out....

[Batman has left the chat]

Deadpool: I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Misty has entered the chat]

[Misty has invited The Avengers, Diana, Betty, Angel, and Belle to the chat]

Misty: I GOT US A KITTY CAT!!!

DeadpoolAndDiana: WHAT.

Bruce: WELP.

[Bruce has disabled the chat]

AUTHORS NOTE: a this is dedicated to krazykittenrawr for the epic idea. :P 

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