AUTHORS NOTE: HAIIIIIII so tony's lost his memory. this shall be fun.
[Tony has entered the chat]
[Misty has entered]
[Steve has entered]
[Bruce has entered]
Tony: so... I have a baby...?
Misty: yes.
Tony: what's his name?
Steve: Finnick.
Tony: OOO LIKE FROM CATCHING FIRE!?!??!
Bruce: more or less yeah.
Misty: actually his first name is Pumpernickle Bread.
Tony: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Steve: {facepalm} i thought we weren't going to tell him that right off.
Misty: WELL IM IMPATIENT
Bruce: {groans}
Tony: OMG WHO WOULD NAME THEIR CHILD PUMPERNICKLE BREAD
Misty: your wife on pain meds.
[Angel has entered the chatroom]
Tony: WELL OBVIOUSLY MY WIFE IS CRAZIER THAN THAT MAGICIAN AT MY EIGHTH BIRTHDAY PARTY WHY ON EARTH WOULD I MARRY A CHICK LIKE HER I MEAN SHES KINDA HOT BUT I MEAN SHES CRAZY I MEAN WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO MARRY THAT THAT WOMAN
Angel:......
Tony: oh...hai....didn't see you there....
[Angel has left the chatroom]
Misty: WAY TO GO TONY.
Tony: I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS THERE
Bruce: ughhh headache.
Misty: {hugs Bruce} it will be okay Bruce.
Steve: SO YOU TWO ARE DATING.
Misty: um.
Bruce: no.
Misty: what bruce said.
Steve: i got my eye on you both.
Misty: THIS IS ABOUT TONY NOT US OKAY
Bruce: YES. ITS ABOUT TONY. TONY HOW DO YOU FEEL.
Tony: where is Pepper.
Misty: shes sorta engaged to Batman.
Tony: WHAT!?!?!??!?!?
Steve: a lot has happened since the battle of new york and when you lost your memory Tony.
Tony: BUT I'M SEXYER AND HAVE MORE MONEY THAN BATMAN HOW COULD SHE GO BE WITH THAT MAN!?!?!??!
Misty: well. she just kinda. did.
Tony: how did me and her even break up?
Bruce: you chose scotch over her.
Tony;.......okay i can believe I did that.
Misty: good to know.
Tony: so now what...
Bruce: well, {pats a machine} i just finished a machine that should fix your memory.
Tony: YAY
Misty: wait...what was that sound?
Steve:.........
Bruce:.....
Tony: AHAHHAHAHAHHAA oh wait what was that.
Steve: was that... Ivan....
Misty: on Stick.....
Tony: explanation?
Bruce: so Ivan is the Clintasha baby and Stick is the Avenger's cat. Tony you sorta mutated the cat so it can fly. and now Ivan and Stick like to fly around doing random stuff and apparently they just like flew in, blew up the machine, then flew out.
Tony: AHAHAHAHHA i like that kid.
Misty: hes an interesting kid I'll give ya that.
Tony: do you think my son will be just as fabulous?
Steve:....{looks at bruce}
Bruce:....{looks at Misty}
Misty: {glares at them both} sure Tony. why not.
Tony: YAYYYYYYYY
[Belle has entered the chat]
Belle: AND WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Misty: ROYALLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Belle: ITS NOT IN OUR BLOOODDDDDDDDD
Steve: NOT THAT SONG {jumps out window}
[Steve has left the chat]
Bruce: {groans} i will go see if he's okay.
[Bruce has left the chat]
Tony: i like scotch.
Misty: want me to help you find where Angel hid all your good stuff?
Tony: YES
Belle: MISTY.
Misty: hey. i'm bored. and you know you want to help to see how good Angel hid it.
Belle: okay fine.
Misty: great!
[Misty has left the chat]
[Belle has left
Tony: SCOTCHHHHHHH
[Tony has entered the chat]
[Mrs. Dagger has turned off invisibility]
Mrs. Dagger: EHEHEHEHHEHE
[Mrs. Dagger has left the chat]
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AVENGERS CHATROOM
FanfictionChaos and drama shall ensue when Tony Stark [Iron Man] decides it will be a brilliant idea to start a chatroom for the Avengers to us. New original characters shall be added. When I first began this I only intended for it to be a few parts long and...
