AVENGERS CHATROOM

70) Clintasha Suprise

AUTHORS NOTE: ok who has been a bad bad person? {points to self} sorry for not updating. ive been really really busy. :( :( :( i hope this chappie makes up for my absense!!! enjoy!!!

 

[Clint has entered the chat]

[Clint has invited Tony, Steve, Wade, Bruce, and Thor to the chat]

Tony: what is it?

Clint: first off: where is loki?

Steve: Quinn and Misty dragged their boyfriends every other day to the mall to take them shopping. 

Clint: oh.

Thor: WAHT IS IT EYE OF THE HAWK!?!?!?

Bruce: yeah what is it? hurry I have a date with Betty in a bit.

Clint: ok. well i think Nat might have a really bad sickness....

Steve: how bad?

Clint:.....cancer bad.....

Steve: O.O

Tony: why u think that?

Clint: shes been puking a lot....and asking for weird food.....at weird times...

Wade: explain that.

Clint: she askes for spicy hot chicken wings at 4:30 in the morning....

Wade: WOW.

Steve: O.o

Thor: WHAT ARE THESE WINGS OF THE SPICY CHICKEN.

Tony: food, Thor.

Thor: I MUST TRY THIS EXOTIC DELICASY!!!

Wade: sure. there is one on the corner. go. go now. its free. tell them Benjamin Franklin sent you from Master Yoda. go. go now. 

Thor: I SHALL POOL OF THE DEAD!!! THOR AWAY!!! {jumps out window}

[Thor has left the chat]

Steve: that wasnt nice.....

Tony: it was funny!!! XD

Wade: i couldnt take it. what man can live without having heard of chicken wings? :|

Bruce: true.

Clint: anyway...im worried...

Tony: did u google her symtomes?

Clint: yes why?

Tony: dude. {facepalm}

Clint: what?

Tony: IF YOU GOOGLE ANYTHING ABOUT HEALTH ISSUES ON GOOGLE IT SAYS YOU HAVE CANCER. 

Clint: it does?

Tony: YES! {googles 'runny nose and cough'}{shows Clint the results}

Clint: oh....

Tony: YEAH!!!

Steve: Google is weird....

Bruce: its a flawed system. it works though.

Tony; yep.

Steve: she probably just has a stomach bug.

Clint: probably yeah.

Tony: LETS GO EAT PIZZA!!!

Bruce: AWWWW YEAH!!!!!

[Everyone has left the chat]

[Natasha has entered the chat]