AUTHORS NOTE: this goes out to all you Mrs. Dagger fans! EHEHEHEHEHE
[Bruce has entered the chat]
[Natasha has entered]
[Steve has entered]
[Mrs. Dagger has entered]
Bruce: so, why have you called us here, Mrs. Dagger?
Mrs. Dagger: you want Tony to get his memory back, and I want his scotch and the opportunity to beat him. let me at him and I can get him his memory back. do we have a deal.
Bruce: wait, what?
Natasha: deal accepted. You can even borrow my expensive stelletos.
Mrs. Dagger: God bless you, dearie. ^_^
Steve: wait, are we seriously going to let Mrs. Dagger of all people at Tony? really?
Natasha: just leave her be and go pop some popcorn, Steve.
Steve: okay.....
[Steve has left the chat]
Bruce: well...if your sure you can fix him, Mrs. Dagger....good luck.
[Bruce has left the chat]
Natasha: Have fun, Mrs. Dagger!
Mrs. Dagger: thanks, dearie. i shall. ^_^
[Natasha has left the chat]
[Mrs. Dagger has invited Tony to the chat]
Tony: yes, hello, who are you?
Mrs. Dagger: {pulls out cane} YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
Tony: {high pitched girl screaming}
Mrs. Dagger: {beats Tony with cane}
Tony: OW OW OW OW OW OW
Mrs. Dagger: REMEMBER MY DAUGHTER YOU SICKO {picks up couch and throws it at Tony}
Tony: {SCREAMS AND GETS TACKLED BY COUCH}
Mrs. Dagger: {kicks couch off him and beats him with Natasha's heels}
Tony: OW OW OW OW OW STAPHHHHHHHHHHHH {cries}
Mrs. Dagger: REMEMBER YOU PSYCHO {grabs wrench}
Tony: oh heavens....
Mrs. Dagger: {beats Tony in the head several times with the wrench}
Tony: {falls unconsious}
[Tony has left the chat]
Mrs. Dagger: ^_^ {goes and grabs all his scotch}{puts cane on rocket mode}{rides cane off out the window with all the scotch}
[Mrs. Dagger has left the chat]
{Chat has been innactive for fifteen minutes}
[Angel has entered the chat]
Angel: ah, Tony. {pokes tony with finger} wake up, honey. i know you dont remember me but you gotta wake up man.
[Tony has entered the chat]
Tony: ow....wait...Angel?
Angel: what?
Tony: i remember...
Angel: what...?
Tony: {grabs Angel and kisses her}
Angel: {cries and kisses back}
Tony: I REMEMBERRRRR
Angel: THANK THE LORD
Tony: honey dont cry, i luff chu.
Angel: {sniffles} okay.
Tony: i think i need an ambulance.
Angel: okay i will get one of the others to babysit Finnick.
Tony: who is Finnick.
Angel: OUR KID DUH
Tony: WAIT WHAT WE HAVE A KID
Angel: whats the last thing you remember...
Tony: OUR WEDDING WAS JUST LAST WEEK
Angel: aaannnndddd you still got memory loss..... nice......
Tony: OMG OMG OMG IM A DAD WAHT
Angel: {groans and calls hospital}
Tony: IM A DAD
[Angel has left the chat and dragged Tony off as well]
[Loki has turned off invisibility]
[abbythespazz has turned off invisibility]
Loki: so you are the Empress of the Chatroom...?
abbythespazz: you can say that.
Loki: and a goddess?
abbythespazz: eyup.
Loki: but...
abbythespazz: TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
Loki: what?
abbythespazz: QUINN.
Loki: {runs away sobbing}
[Loki has left the chat]
abbythespazz: potato salad. {attempts to cartwheel away but instead falls flat on face} ouchie.
[abbythespazz has slipped back into the shadows]
AUTHORS NOTE: AHAHAHAHAH yeah got you guys all hopeful that his memory was back but NU EHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH
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AVENGERS CHATROOM
FanfictionChaos and drama shall ensue when Tony Stark [Iron Man] decides it will be a brilliant idea to start a chatroom for the Avengers to us. New original characters shall be added. When I first began this I only intended for it to be a few parts long and...
