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it's Wednesday, my dudes!

waaaaaAAAAAA

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— Kaia Browne drags new beau and co-star William Bowery to a night out with her girl squad, including Taylor Swift and Anna Jones!

— "Browery" hang out in NYC with their friends at an inclusive bar! Watch this video of them walking out hand-in-hand!

Taylor Swift is Embracing the New Single Life with Her Best Gal Pals!

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"Tay!"

"Nooo!"

"Taylooooor!"

"Leave me aloooooone!"

"Taylor Swift, I am never leaving you alone, even if you beg me to!"

"Well, that's just going to be annoying then!"

"The sole purpose of my existence is to annoy you!"

Taylor finally pulled the blanket down to reveal her face, and more specifically her glaring eyes.

"There she is!" Kaia exclaimed with a toothy grin, swinging her leg over Taylor's body and straddling her hips. "Coucou!"

"Coucou to you too!" Taylor grumbled and attempted to turn on her side, effectively pushing Kaia off, but her leg clung to Taylor's like sticky vines. "You are insufferable in the mornings!"

"And so are you, by the way! Come on, get up! I've been up for hours already and I'm bored!"

"Hours?" Taylor glanced up, raising an eyebrow at her girlfriend. She then grabbed Kaia's wrist and squinted to try and read her watch but it was absolutely no use without her glasses. "It's still early, I bet."

"It's nine, and we only have frosted flakes for breakfast!" Kaia complained with a small pout. "It was a horrible experience. Come grocery shopping with me!"

Taylor shook her head, covering her face with her hands as she was overtaken by a yawn. "Tell Greg to send someone!"

"No, they always get the worst fruits!"

"Then tell him exactly what fruits you want!"

"It doesn't matter, he doesn't know how to pick the perfect avocados!"

"They're avocados! What difference does it make?"

Kaia crossed her arms and sat up in bed, her brow creasing as she frowned deeply. "You did not just say that to me right now."

"Okay, fine! Then, you go pick your favourite avocados! And your favourite cereal, and anything else you like, and I'll be right here... warm and comfortable and—"

"No!" Kaia protested, her bottom lip protruding out in a pout. "Come on, Tay, come with me! We'll go for a workout, then grab some groceries and lots of snacks and we'll come home and bake cookies, the cinnamon ones you love so much, and we'll play scrabble for the rest of the day!"

Taylor slowly sat up in bed and rubbed the corner of her eyes with her index fingers. Kaia could tell she was thinking about it.

"Come on, say yes... a lowkey date. I'll buy you all the coffee you want! And let you admire my bum as I'm squatting with weights."

Taylor raised an eyebrow, a small lazy smirk tugging at her lips. "Squats with weights, huh?"

"Yup, it's leg day!"

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