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Totally Perfect Escape Plan.....Who Am I Kidding

The beeping stopped.

An earth shattering explosion, one that engulfed and killed everyone there. Or Static containing the explosion, leading to his death as the bomb exploded within its confines. Well, that's at least what everyone in the stadium expected. That's what Static expected, and why he was willing to sacrifice himself in order to save his friends. But, what really happened?

When the beeping stopped, a weird mist began to seep from the device. It startled Static, since he was ready to give his life right then and there. When he inhaled the gas, the Hero instantly began to sway in the sky, before falling off his saucer completely.

All the other Hero's, Villains, and Anti-Hero's stared wide eyed at the most that was approaching them. Yet, before their views were obstructed completely, they saw Y/N wearing some sort of mask, standing over the fallen body of Static.

"IT'S SOME KIND OF SLEEPING GAS"
"I CAN SEE THAT YOU IDIOT"
"GET THAWNE, WALLERS ORDERS"
"YOU DO IT YOU LITTLE BUG FREAK"
"Says the bat wielding maniac"
"JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT"
"Go fuck yourself"

'Holy shit that actually worked'

To be honest, you weren't expecting a plan like this to work. 1 was because there were too many flaws. Raven or Enchantress could just try and use their powers to compress the gas, or Deadshot could just cut it his losses and shoot through the mist. It was reasons like these you pretended the sleeping gas was a bomb. I mean, how could you think logically when just a second ago you were sure you were about to die? Mental warfare am I right.

'But what am I going to do about him'

You got the message from Strange that he was outside the stadium on your way to the middle of the war ground. You were planning on leaving as soon as the stadium was covered by it, but........
How could you pass up such an opportunity ;).

Hugo Strange's foot bounced in the space for his legs. He unconsciously spun the wheel of his Van back and forth, as his free hand remained on his earpiece.

'Where the hell is h'-
"Boo"
"SON OF A BITCH"

On instinct, the Doctor punched where he felt the words come from, hitting his mark. I mean, after someone like Batman being your enemy you kinda develop a fight or flight response.

"Aw fuck, I coan't boleave you've done this"

Turning his head, he saw Y/N sitting in the passenger seat, clutching his cheek, unable to speak.

With a blank look on his face, he turned his head and started up the car.

"Hey! No sorry?"
"I literally saw you use a burning katana to close a wound that would've bled you dry, I think a punch to the face by me won't affect your physical performance"

With that, you both took off.

If only you knew the adventure that awaited you both on this ride.

"Hey Fate, why does round pizza come in a square box- hm?" Constantine's face seemed to scrunch up, as a faraway look took over his eyes. They seemed to slightly glow as he ceased the movement of his hands that were about to take another chug of liquor.

"Good, any sight of him?" At this point Fate was getting curious, as even though he already knew who Constantine was talking to, he'd rather not waste any energy trying to learn something that the man would tell him anyways.

"You're joking right"
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"Well, if you can't follow them then meet up with Bruce"
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"Bye"

With a sigh, Constantine pulled a cigarette, Silk Cult to be precise, from seemingly nowhere.