Chapter 4: Battle at the Golden Bridge

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(Jonathan Irons is standing before the United Nations, giving a speech...)

Jonathan Irons: I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded by a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not-because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems. But that just isn't the case anymore. Primarily because you have you have outsourced the job to me. I have sent people to die in your wars. So I feel uniquely qualified to tell you, your wars don't work! Which is why my priorities have changed; from profits to policy. Because politicians don't know how to solve problems. But I do. So let's be clear. I am here to solve the world's problems. And I believe the world's problems...begin with you.

(The scene switches to McBell Stephenson with Mega Man X, Zero, Commander Ponds, Colonel, Task Force 99 and the Happy Tree Friends. They are looking at video footage of Irons)

Mulkiewicz: So what the hell was that?

Kreel: Couldn't tell you, mate, but it sounded a lot like Irons declaring war

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Kreel: Couldn't tell you, mate, but it sounded a lot like Irons declaring war.

Mulkiewicz: We took out his WMDs. Without Manticore, Atlas doesn't stand a chance...

(Mega Man X, Zero and Commander Ponds enter the room with a computer.)

X: Colonel! You need to see this

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X: Colonel! You need to see this

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