Chapter 15: An Australian Christmas Bloody Miracle

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(In a desert, the Op 40 Team, the Task Force 10, The Primis Crew, David "Section" Mason, Mike Harper, Petty Officer 1st Class Crosby, Nebular UltraStrom, Uzi, Serial Designation N, Haru Haru, Shun Shun, The S.A.S., The I.M.P. and Xeno Bardock are seen walking until Hurska sees something. They enter in a seemingly abandoned town as Sam looks at the map.)

Toby: Sam.

(Toby points up to a place which says "Mann Mining Co. Ale House")

Toby: Ey?

(They enter, not knowing that inside of it there are various Renegade Battle Droids. Harper slams the door open.)

Harper: Woo! Woo! Woo.

Billy: Wanker.

Darius: What are you looking at?

(They pass through the Renegade Battle Droids, and then they go to another Renegade Battle Droid.)

R.B. Droid: G'day! Step right up! (no response) Haven't got all bloddy day!

Crosby: Whiskey!

R.B. Droid: Nah! 

Nebular: Bottle o' Scrumpy?

R.B. Droid: Nah! (picks up two bottles) Australia! That's how we do it in the bush.

Shun Shun: Huh?

(Shun Shun pays for the beer)

R.B. Droid: Cheers, mate! Have a good one...

(Shun Shun and Slovakie look at the bottle with a disgusted look, but...)

Slovakie: (picks the bottle up) Let's do this!

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Slovakie: (picks the bottle up) Let's do this!

(Then they drink, but suddenly spit the beer.)

Shun Shun: Boooooo!

Slovakie: This sucks!

(The Super Tactical Droid turns to the couple and glares at them.)

R.B. Droid: Mate...

Slovakie: What the hell was that crap?

Shun Shun: (stern) Yeah!

(The Super Tactical Droid walks up to the heroes.)

R.B. Droid: (glares) You... are... bloody... disgraces.

Uzi: Um?

R.B. Droid: Go to hell, wankers.

N: (backs off) Yo.

(N bumps into a Renegade Battle Droid.)

R.B. Droid: You big-head wankers, piss off.

R.B. Droid: I'm not done yet, mate. (pulls out a lightsaber) Not by a long shot.

Blitzo: Come on then.

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