Ashtray and I

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Fuck I'm so tired but I cannot go back to sleep ...
I woke up at 7am to use the bathroom , and now I can't fall back asleep.

Fuck it , ig we getting a early start this morning.

I hop out of bed , I tried not to wake ash up but while I was getting off the bed , I may have fell ..

"fucking shit!"
I say as I lay there on the floor
This shit only happens to me.

As I'm laying on the floor , I see ashtrays head poke out , he looks down at me
"The fuck is wrong with you ?"

"Well your bitch ass took up the whole bed so when I was trying to get up , I tripped over your fucking leg."

He laughs and gets out of bed , he holds his hand out and helps me up.

"Thanks.."

We make our way to the kitchen , ash grabs those nasty ass lucky charms and I grab some Frosted Flakes.

We sit at the kitchen table , and fez walks over to us.
"So ya dating or what ?"

Why is this man so invested in our relationship status 😭

I didn't answer , so ash did.

"No fez ... we're not dating , man why you always asking this ? Can't I be friends with paris ?"

"I mean , yea but like ... isn't there sexual tension between- "

I literally spit out my cereal
"FEZ WHAT THE FUCK?"

"Man you know what I mean , ain't no way ya gonna stay just friends .  That never works out , either ya dating or not."

I look at ash and he had a smirk on his face .

"Nah , me and ash are just friends. Trust me fez."
I said it in a serious tone , I looked back down and continued eating my cereal. Fez walked away and I felt ash staring at me , but I didn't pay no mind to it.

See now , The previous me would've been blushing , but now .. idk I honestly see ash as a friend . I don't have no feelings towards him anymore. It's weird ... it's like they just went away .

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ash went to take a shower so I was just laying on his bed , chilling on my phone.

He walks in , with a towel wrapped around his waist.
I look up and I immediately look back down at my phone
"Put some clothes on you perv"

"Paris this is my room , gtfo if you have a problem with it" he says as he walks towards his closet.

Fuck that I ain't getting up , I'm comfortable.

"Fuck bro where are my shorts"

i wonder what shorts he's talking about...
I'm pretty sure they're the ones I'm wearing..

He looks at me , then he rolls his eyes
"Paris I need to wear those today , give them to me."

"Ash you don't need to wear them , you have like 10 other pairs fuck off"