Ashtray and I

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2 minutes pass by and ash finally comes out from the
back.
He tosses fez the car keys and we walk out the store.
Fez double checked the locks , making sure the store was closed up correctly, then we walked towards the car.

I sat in the front seat and ash immediately stuck his big ass ginormous oompa loompa head thru my window
"Nah , this my seat. Get your ass to the back"

I looked at him straight In the eyes , and I slowly took the seatbelt and Buckled myself in.

"I will fuck your tiny ass up , get out my seat I ain't playing"

"Just get in the back and stop whining like a little bitch"

He looks at me with a straight face.

I swear we had a staring contest , until I finally caved in.

"Fuckkk fine whatever"
I unbuckled my seatbelt and I crawled to the back seat.

"That wasn't so hard now was it"
He could've just sat in the back but nooo the fucking king had to have his precious front seat.

I just realized , they didn't tell me where tf we going.
My dumbass just hopped in the car , no questions asked.

But we where probably going to buy product or something.

I leaned my head back on the seat , I closed my eyes and I dozed off. Ash and fez where talking about guns and drugs and .... Manly shit - I don't fucking know. I wasn't really paying attention.

I opened my eyes once I realized the car stopped moving.

Fez turned to me and handed me the car keys
"Listen you and ash gotta stay in here , i gotta buy some shit cause our supply is running low,  I'll be back in 20 minutes tops. Lock the doors and keep your heads down. Don't leave this car at all , ion care if Jesus is signing autographs outside , DO NOT get out this car."
A bit dramatic if you ask me.

ash looked down at his phone and mumbled 
"why the fuck does she get the keys"

Fez didn't hear him , but I did.
Once fez got out the car and walked away , I threw the keys at ash.
They may have accidentally hit him in the head tho.

He turned around and grabbed the back of his head
"ow- WHAT THE FUCK , why you always throwing shit at my head"

"I don't know , but take that as payback for cheating on me"

"So you forgive me?"

"I'm not forgiving you until I get an apology, that's usually how it works."

"oh yeah , my bad"

Now I know he doesn't show much emotion as he used to , but he could've at least said 'im sorry'.

"Wow ash , great fucking apology, it sounded very genuine"

He let out the most dramatic sigh ive ever heard in the entire life , then he started to climb into the back seat.

He managed to step all over my fucking shoes in the process of that.

He plopped down into the seat and turned his head towards me.