The Character's Interviews

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Peace (me): Good morning everyone! Isn't it as fine day?

Amber: Yeah.

Joe: Sure.

Derek: Mhhmm.

Alice: Yes.

Selena: Yup.

Maria: Whatever.

Peace: *Says to the audience* So everyone, this is Amber, Joe, Alice, Selena, Derek and Maria!

Peace: Now, you guys must be wondering why I brought you here.

Maria: *mutters* Against out will.

Peace: *glares at her* I created you, so shut up.

Maria: *crosses arms and huffs*

Peace: Anyway.... I have questions for all of you from the readers.

Alice: Readers?

Peace: *laughs nervously* Ahaha, where did you get that from...?

Selena: Are we.... Characters?

Peace: Pfft no. You guys are... Fiction.

Everyone: *gasps*

Peace: *snaps fingers and everyone forgets about it*

Peace: Now, where was I? Oh, yes. I have some questions for each and every one of you... *looks at each of them* Even you Maria.

Maria: Can we get this done and over with? I'd rather be somewhere else.

Peace: *sighs* For the last time, no-one cares.

Maria: Who are you anyway? Like, how did I even get here? Wait, is this National TV?!

Peace: *sarcastically* Well done.

Amber: Peace, the questions?

Peace: Oh, yes. First one's for you Amber! What was your reaction when you found out that you were in love with Joe?

Amber: *blushes and smiles shyly at Joe* Well, I was really surprised and a bit scared. I mean, I'd never been in love before and both of us were quite shy to make the first move then.

Joe: I asked you on a date first.

Amber: Shush. We were shy, end of.

Peace: Can I get an aww?

Audience:Aww.

Peace: That was lovely, Amber. Now, the next question is for... Drum roll please!

Maria: Oh, my gosh.

Peace: *glares at her* With a snap of my fingers I could turn you into a dog. Speaking of dogs, bring in Hugo!

*Hugo runs in and pounces on Maria who shrieks.*

Maria: Get this thing off me!

Amber: That 'thing' is my dog, for your information.

Peace: Preach it!

Everyone: *stares at her*

Peace: *clears her throat and awkwardly looks away* Now, for the next question! Again, drum roll please!

Dun dun dun dun dun dunnnn!

Peace: Derek!

Audience: *cheers and Derek stands and bows*

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