Ray Keeping It Real

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"B3 don't do it man." Neo pleaded.
"It'll be fine, I did this as a kid."
"Of course you did, you know you're not on Jackass right?"
"What- why would you ask me that?" B3 asked confused.
"Because what you're about to do is something they would do on Jackass."
"Supportive much."
"I'll support you whenever but this is stupid, plus Ray is right here. You're setting a bad example for her!"
"But Neo you do stupid stuff too. Does that mean you're setting a bad example for Ray too?" She said.
"I'll admit I do stupid stuff but this is on a whole other level. Wait did you know he was going to do this?"
"Yes, Ray just wants to see how this plays out." She took a sip of the juice box.
"That isn't the kind of support I was expecting." B3 said surprised at her response.
"Well what kind of support did you expect?" Ray asked.
"Something comforting."
"Good luck, hope you don't die." Ray drunk more of her juice box.
"Now I'm scared."
"Don't do it then idiot." Neo said.
"But-"
"You'll be fine, do it." Ray said.
"Don't encourage him Ray." Neo said surprised.
"Don't worry, I already thought it through."
"Huh?"
"Ok screw it let's go!" B3 picked up the bat and went over to the beehive.

Just as he went over there, Ben and Pico came outside.

"Are you guys hungry- w-what are you doing?!" Ben was shocked.
"How dumb are you?" Pico said to B3.
"I'm taking it down so we can chill out here again!"
"We'll find another way, don't do it!" Ben said.
"We're not paying for your hospital bills." Pico said.
"Why would you assume I'll go to the hospital?!"
"Because that's a big beehive so you do the math." Pico responded.
"It'll be fine! Right Ray?"
Ray gave a thumbs up.
"Ok, one, two, three!" B3 hit the beehive.
Pico backed them away towards the door. The bees came out and went towards B3.
"Oh- OH SHIT!" B3 started running away from the bees.
"They are really coming for him." Pico said.
"Pico!" Ben pouted.
"Can we do anything to help him?" Neo asked.
Ray sighed, she grabbed a water gun.
"Oh dear." Ray went towards B3.
"Don't go over there Ray!" Ben, Pico and Neo yelled.
"I'll be fine."
"I'M SORRY PLEASE STOP CHASING ME!" B3 got cornered.
"OH GOD!" B3 closed his eyes preparing for the worst.
Ray stepped in front of him and sprayed the bees, they all dropped to the ground. B3 opened his eyes surprised, Ben, Pico and Neo went over to them.
"HOLY CRAP YOU SAVED ME!" B3 was about to hug her.
"B3."
"Huh?"
"You're a dumbass." Ray said with a straight face.
They stood there shocked before Neo started laughing and so did Pico.
"Ray that's mean!" Ben said.
"But he is." Ray reloaded the gun.
"Also eat this." She sprayed B3 in the face.
"R-Ray they're gone now!" B3 yelled.
She stopped.
"I know you ate my animal crackers."
"B-But they're just animal crackers-"
She started spraying him again.
"They were limited edition you short green haired bastard!" Ray stopped again.
"Ok I'll get you some more just please stop-"
She sprayed him again.
"You can't get them in stores."
"I'm sorry." B3 got on his knees and apologized.
"You owe me." She put the gun down and went inside.
"Wow."
"B3 are you ok?" Ben went over to him and held his hand out.
"Um I think I would've rather get stung by those bees." B3 took his hand.
"I told you not to do it!" Pico yelled.
"No the hell you didn't!" B3 yelled back.
"Not that time but before that I did, fucking dumbass!"
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you too!" Pico said before going inside.
"I wish you guys wouldn't argue so much." Ben sighed.
"We don't argue."
"You got into a argument because Pico didn't want you to hug him." Neo chimed in.
"I just wanted to give him a hug."
"My guy, you should already know the only people he'll hug are Soft and Ray."
"Don't worry B3, maybe he'll hug you someday." Soft smiled.
"Aww thank you!" B3 hugged Ben.
He laughed and hugged him back before Neo grabbed B3 by the collar.
"You're gonna get him wet, let's go." Neo dragged him.
"You're a meanie!" B3 yelled before he was dragged inside.
Ben chuckled and went inside with them.

Ben grabbed a towel for B3 and sat on the couch with them. Ray came from upstairs and sat on Ben's lap.

"B3."
"Yeah little bean?"
"Look." Ray showed him a picture of the animal crackers on her phone.
"One hundred and fifty dollars?! I get they were good but jeez." B3 said.
B3 looked at her hopeful face and sighed.
"I'm sorry Ray but I don't um... want to pay that much for animal crackers-"
"Your ass is paying for it." Ray said.
"Language young lady-" Ben got interrupted.
"I worked my ass off to get that money!" She grabbed B3 by the collar.
"Calm down please- wait you paid for it, how?" B3 asked.
"Don't worry about it." Ray made a scary face.
"O-Ok I'll get it..." B3 said terrified.
"Yay!" Ray giggled.
B3 ordered it and she went back to her room.
"She definitely gets that from Pico." Neo said.
"Y-Yep, definitely..." Ben was spooked.
"Yo B3 you good?" Neo asked.
"H-How can a little girl that innocent and adorable be so terrifying?" B3 asked terrified.
"See I told you." Pico walked over to them.
"No you didn't." B3 said.
"I did, many, many times. But your hardheaded ass didn't listen, I usually replace them though so your welcome."
"Why didn't you replace that?!" B3 said.
"We didn't know where she got it from and I got tired of telling you the same thing so I didn't say anything." Pico replied.
"I regret eating it. They were pretty good though."
"You better not say that in front of Ray, she'll probably do something worse to you." Pico sighed.
"G-Got it." B3 chuckled nervously.

Timeskip to a couple days later, Ray got her animal crackers.

"Hey B3."
"Yeah?"
"You're a dumbass." She continued eating it.
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
"Because you are one and sometimes Ray has to keep it real, but that doesn't mean I'll stop doing stupid stuff with you. Well it depends on what you're doing." Ray smiled and gave him a animal cracker.
"That's oddly comforting, thanks." B3 smiled and ate it.

Ray and B3 shared the bag. The lesson in this one shot, don't eat her animal crackers. Also she's 8.

🦈Hey hey, you may be wandering why I haven't uploaded in almost three months. Well I got my phone taken and just decided to use my old one even though it doesn't work good, also remember when I said I was failing math? In the beginning of March I was supposed to be doing my missing assignments but I was tired so I wanted to take a break from school work and play a game and my mom caught me playing so she took my phone. Last week I checked my grade and found out I was passing and asked her if I could get it back but she said not until I finish all of my missing assignments which is fucking tiring but I'll do it. Anyway I hope you enjoyed🦈

✨Fun Fact About Ray✨She has heterochromia, one of her eyes is black and fades into a dark grey and the other is black and fades into a light grey

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Fun Fact About Ray✨
She has heterochromia, one of her eyes is black and fades into a dark grey and the other is black and fades into a light grey.

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