Funny Scenarios Part 2

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Pico: Try looking it up on your phone.
Ray: Ok. (Turns on phone)
*YaMeTe*
Ray: (Turns off phone)
Pico: (His face like WTF)
Ray: S-Somethings wrong with my phone, let me try on my laptop. (Opens up laptop)
*NOOOO*
Ray: (Throws laptop against the wall panicking)
Ray: Papa wait I know what you're thinking I can explain.
Pico: Baby I love you and I hope that isn't what I think it is. And as your dad I don't know how to handle this kind of situation so I'm going to walk away with that hope.
Pico: (Walks out of her room)
Ray: I-I was watching anime...

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Ray: Vanny quick, take my hand!
Vanessa: (Grabs her hand) Now what?
Ray: Nothing I just wanted to hold hands.
Vanessa: (Turns red)

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Ray: I'm over this dumbass school and fake ass people.
Finn: Hey Rayna.
Ray: Hey :)
Ray: Fucking bitch.

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Ray, Mateo and Vanessa having a sleepover.
Ray: Hey VanVan what if we put our Minecraft beds together?
Vanessa: Huh? (Turns slightly red)
Ray: Just kidding unless... (Smirks)
Vanessa: (Turns completely red)
Vanessa: Ma'am it's three in the morning. Go to sleep.

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Pico: Nice dude! Give me five!
Ben: (High fives him)
Pico: (Entwines their fingers)
Ben: (Turns red) Wh-
Pico: (Completely red) I'm in love with you, Benjamin.

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Ben, carrying a large box: What would you say if I came home with 4 kittens one day?
Pico:
Pico: Babe, what's in the box?
Ben:
Pico: Ben, what's in the box?
Ben: I think you know.

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Pico: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Ben a little bit.
Grace: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Pico: That was our joint tombstone.
Grace: My mistake.

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Pico: (Pretends to stretch arms)
Pico: (Puts arm around Ben)
Ben: (Smiles at Pico)
B3: (Watches Pico)
B3: (Pretends to stretch)
B3: (Hits Neo in the face with his elbow)
B3: (mumbles) Oh shit.
Neo: YOU WANNA GO?!

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Grace: What are you doing?
Pico: Looking for my will to live.
(Ben walks in)
Pico: Found it.

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Ray: If a toy dies in toy story, the other toys have to watch the kid play with a corpse.
Pico: Aaaaannnddd there goes my day.
(Ben in the background terrified)

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Pico: What are you doing?
B3: Catching Pokemon.
Pico: We're in a museum.
B3: Pokemon Gogh.
Pico: (Questioning why they brought him)

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Ray: What's it like dating Neo?
B3: One time I asked him for a cup of water while he was pissed at me, so he handed me a cup of ice and said "wait".

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Neo: Who told you this was a good idea?
B3: The aliens.
Neo: Of course they did... OF COURSE YOU ONLY LISTEN TO ALIENS!!!
B3: WELL AT LEAST THE ALIENS DON'T YELL AT ME!!!

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Officer: Who the hell ordered all of these ice pops?!
B3: Well you said I only got one phone call.

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