Shout-out to Heartstrings173 for getting Pico's contact name right 👍
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B3: *Does one push-up*
B3: I could kill god.
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Pico: I don't want any friends.
Ben: *exists*
Pico: Okay I'll make a exception because he looks very polite.
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Ray: I would always wonder how a human being could kill another human being.
Ray: and then Finn ate my animal crackers, and I was like "Oh okay."
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If guardian angels are real, mine is off somewhere drinking vodka straight from the bottle pretending I don't exist.
- Pico N.Grounds
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Neo: You're acting off.
Ben: What I can't be in a bad mood? It's like everyone thinks "Oh Benjamin is such a nice guy, Benjamin's so happy go lucky! Benjamin can't be in a bad mood! Well you know what? Benjamin CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Benjamin IS in a bad mood!
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Pico: You're pretty dumb.
B3: Thank you.
Pico: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
B3: All I heard was "You're pretty." I'm trying to focus on the positives in life.
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Marilyn: You're a lying, cheating piece of garbage! You're not the man I married!
Frank: Then we'll get a divorce, and I'm taking Benjamin!
Ben slowly sliding the monopoly board away from them: I think it's time we stop playing now...
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Neo: I'm going to the store you need anything?
Pico: My self worth.
Ben: My mental stability.
B3: Some oreos... you guys okay?
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Ray: I could cuddle with you 23/7.
Mateo: Why not 24/7?
Ray: Snack breaks.
Mateo: Fair enough.
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Ben: So I'll start by introducing myself, I'm-
*Pico walks in the room*
Ben: very gay and very single.
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Neo: Pico isn't answering his phone.
Ben: I'll call him.
Neo: Me and B3 have both tried six times each, what makes you think-
Pico: Hello?
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*Gets hit by car*
Passerby: ARE YOU OKAY?!
B3: P-Please...I need m-my phone....
*Opens group chat*
B3: LMFAAOOO Y'ALL GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?!
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Ray: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Pico: Are you okay?
Ray: Trashi stole my fucking animal crackers.
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Ray: I'm very upset and nothing can make me feel better right now.
Ben:
Ray: No.
Pico:
Ray: Don't.
Grace: *Brings Mateo into the room*
Ray: *fighting back a smile* Damnit.
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Ben: What would you do if I died?
Pico: It's funny that you think I'd let you die.
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°Fnf Soft Mod One Shots°
RandomThere's barely any one shots of the soft mod so I thought I would make some, why am I making so many new stories at once? Idk. If you like this check out my other stories. ❌NO SMUT❌ 𝙍𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙬 (I'll still do the ones t...
