Pico: "You're so quiet." Thanks I don't wanna talk to you.
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*Ben, Pico, and Ray going for a walk in the rain*
Ben: I like the rain, it's peaceful.
Pico: Yeah.
Ray: It'll help clean up a murder.
Pico: Yeah- wait what?
Ben: H-Huh?
Ray: Rain will help clean up a murder, does that mean the rain is a accomplice?
Pico: Um I don't think so, more importantly where did you hear that from?
Ray: Ray heard it from Ray.
Ben and Pico: *Wondering why their 6 year old daughter is talking about murder*
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Vanessa: How would you like your coffee?
Ray: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Mateo: One glass of milk coming up.
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B3: Where's Pico Pie?
Ben: We just stepped out of the shower, he'll be down in a minute.
B3: Alright- wait did you just say we?
Ben: Huh?
B3: Did you just say 'WE stepped out of the shower?'
Ben: ......I said HE.
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Grace: You need a hobby.
Pico: I do have a hobby.
Grace: Staring at Benji's face isn't a hobby...
Pico: You're right, it's a profession and I excel at it.
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Ray: I'm not stupid, I'm just to lazy to show how smart I am.
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Pico: *sets down a card* ace of spades.
Neo: *pulls out a uno card* +4
B3: *pulls out a Pokemon card* Pikachu I choose you.
Ben: *trembling* W-What are we playing..?
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*B3 and Ray in a haunted house and he's trying to act brave even though he's scared shitless, she's also scared*
B3: I-It sure is dark..
Ray:
B3: I'm not scared or anything.
Ray:
B3: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days? Not me, no sir...
Ray: Do you want to hold hands?
B3: Oh yes please...
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Ben: Name a way to be nice to others.
Ray: Don't kill them.
Ben: ....
Ben: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
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*At Ben's parents funeral*
Pico: I bet they're looking up at us right now.
Ben: Wait. Looking- looking UP...?
Ray: Yeah. They definitely went to hell.
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Neo: Is something on fire?
B3, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Ben: B3, the toaster is literally on fire...
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Neo: You're drunk.
B3: Correction, drinking. Present tense. Grammar Neo.
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Ben: You're now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Pico: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
B3: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Ray: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Ray: So what is B3 to you?
Pico: The reason I wake up every morning.
Ray: Yay, papa and B3 are friends!
*B3, barging in Pico's room at 4 in the morning, smacking pans together*
B3: REESE PUFFS, REESE PUFFS! EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP!!!
Pico: Sure..
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Ray: Did Ander just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Mateo: Yeah he did.
Ray: And did I just do finger guns back?
Mateo: Yes you did.
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°Fnf Soft Mod One Shots°
RandomThere's barely any one shots of the soft mod so I thought I would make some, why am I making so many new stories at once? Idk. If you like this check out my other stories. ❌NO SMUT❌ 𝙍𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙬 (I'll still do the ones t...
