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Y'all I had to make a one shot of the magazine. I pictured it in my head and it's hilarious, be warned there will be certain words used if ya know what I'm saying (inappropriate words) so there's your warning before you start reading.

Ray went to the store with B3.

"B3, can Ray get candy?"
"Sure, just don't go too far ok?"
She nodded.
"I'll be right here if you need me ok?"
"Okie dokie."
B3 pat her head, Ray went to the candy aisle.
"Ooh, Skittles. Yummy." She grabbed a pack.
"Ray's bored."
She got a mischievous idea, Ray walked around the store further away from B3. She found a cute round fox plushy and picked it up.
"Maybe B3 will let Ray get it!" She smiled and continued to walk around.
While walking around she found the magazine section and looked through some of them.
"That looks yummy- what the hell? Ray thought this was for food.." She put it down.
Ray picked up another interesting magazine and opened it up.
"W..WOAH!" She looked surprised.
Ray was going to put it down but curiosity got the best of her so she kept looking through it.
"H-How the hell is he walking in those?"

B3 noticed she was taking long so he decided to go look for her.
"Munchkin, where are you?" He called out to her.
There was no response so B3 kept looking around, after a while he started getting worried until he found her in magazine section.
"There you are hun, you scared me!" He hugged her.
"Ah sorry, Ray was bored." She looked at the magazine.
B3 let go of her and sighed with relief.
"It's ok."
He looked at the magazine and gasped.
"O-Oh my god Ray, you're too young to be looking at stuff like that!" He tried to take it from her.
"Ray's curious though." She moved it away.
"A-Ask your dads.."
"You want Ray to ask them about boobies?" She tilted her head to the side.
"N-No! Can you give the magazine to uncle B3 please?"
"No." She shook her head.
"Why? Are you curious about your interest in genders?"
"No, Ray already knows her interest, hey look at this." She showed him one of the pages.
"Ray!" B3 turned red and covered his eyes.
"How come you're red as hell?" Ray said confused.
"B-Because you suddenly put pictures of naked people in my face!"
"Dude, Ray doubts this shit is new to you."
"You used to be innocent.."
"Woah, girl on girl action!"
"God dammit Ray please put it down.." He begged.
"But Ray's not done."
"I'll buy you animal crackers if you put it down."
"Ok!" Ray put it down and grabbed a pack of animal crackers.
"Oh thank god..." He sighed.
"B3, B3!" She tugged on his hand.
"My bad, come on."
They went to the counter and B3 paid for their stuff and left.
"Thank you B3." She smiled.
"No prob Ray. Soo..."
"Is this about the magazine? Don't worry, Ray won't tell."
"That's not it, it's just that I think you're too young to have seen that."
"I mean Ray heard you three say a lot of shit, especially you dude."
"Oh shit, it wasn't that bad..right?" He asked.
"B3. The other day you and papa got into a argument and you told him to suck your dick, and he put you in the tree." She laughed.
"Y-You heard that!?"
"Yeah Ray was in the tree."
"You were!?"
"What? "You were!?" Bitch! Ray threw like five acorns at your head and you thought it was a fucking squirrel with your dumbass."
"Why do you keep calling me a dumbass!?" He said.
"Ray called you a dumbass because you're a dumbass. Dumbass."
"Being called a dumbass by my niece, damn I took a L.."
Ray jumped on his back surprising B3.
"Ray does think you're a dumbass but Ray still loves you." She smiled.
"R-Ray you're too sweet I swear, love you too munchkin. Also I was hoping you wouldn't lose your innocence this early."
"Compared to kids nowadays, Ray lost hers pretty late."
"I guess."

Minutes later they got back and went to the kitchen.

"Here's your sparkling vodka." B3 mumbled.
"Thank you, next time don't drink it all k?" Pico smirked.
"You're evil.."
"And you're a pain in the ass."
B3 stuck his tongue out and went to the backyard.
"Papa!" She hugged him.
"Hey princess, did you have fun?" Pico smiled and hugged her back.
"Yes, Ray got candy, animal crackers and a plushy." She smiled.
"Ooh, B3 brought it for you?"
Ray nodded.
"Were you a good girl?"
"Yes papa." Ray looked up at him.
Pico looked at her happy expression and chuckled, knowing what she wanted but decided to tease her.
"What do you want for dinner?"
"Pizza." She snuggled in his arms.
He kept bringing up different subjects making her confused about why Pico wasn't giving her head pats, after a few minutes Ray tugged on the back of his shirt with a pout.
"Oh what's wrong?" He smirked.
She put his hand on her head.
"Pat.."
"Right papa's sorry for teasing you." He pat her head.
Ray smiled.
"You're so cute, daddy and papa's little cutie." Pico placed kisses on her head.
He watched as her ahoge wiggled and laughed a little.
"I still want to know how you two do that."
She looked up at him confused.
"Nevermind, can you check on daddy for me? He was painting and I'm worried he might be drinking paint water again." He let go of her.
"Yes Ray will go check on daddy." She went to the backyard.
Ray saw Ben, B3 and Neo sitting at the table talking, she sat down next to Ben.
"Hey honey." He smiled.
"Hi, you're not drinking paint water again are you?"
"No, don't worry."
"Ok." She laid in his lap and ate her candy.
Ben stroked her hair while he was talking to them.

Minutes later Pico joined them and they played Uno while Ray played on her phone.

"What? Why would you keep a chimpanzee?" Neo asked.
"So I can dress it up." B3 said.
"Why the hell would you dress up a chimpanzee?" Pico asked.
"For fun, tell them Soft."
"I don't know about that B3.."
"Ok, tell them Ray."
"Sure but can you answer my question after?"
"Ok."
"Ray doesn't think you'll get the chance to dress the chimpanzee up because it might rip your face off."
"T..They can rip people's faces off?"
"Yes."
"Will I die?"
"I guess it depends, there was this lady who survived getting her face ripped off by one."
"....I'll risk it." B3 smirked.
"So you're willing to look like Freddy Krueger's cousin just to dress up a chimpanzee?" She asked.
"Why'd you have to use him as an example?"
"Cuz his face is basically gone and yours will be gone if you try that. It's ok, if you actually do it and survive Ray will call you B3 Krueger."
The other three started laughing.
"Ok nevermind, I don't want to be called that... what's your question?"
"What rhymes with kitties?" She smirked.
B3 turned red and covered his face.
"Little bean why..?"
"What's wrong with you?" Neo asked.
"N-Nothing.."
"You don't know?"
"I do know, I'm not saying it."
"What happened when you two went to the store?" Ben asked.
"Um-"
"B3 doesn't know the answer.." Ray snickered.
"Titties, the answer is titties- oh shit..did you guys hear that?"
"Yes.."
"No shit sherlock, why did you suddenly say that?"
"Don't know." She shrugged her shoulders.
"Because of the nudity magazine Ray was looking at!" B3 blurted out.
"The what!?" Ben said surprised.
"You green haired son of a bitch, you wanted a peek to!" She sat up.
"No I did not!"
"Did to, you wanted the magazine you sunglasses wearing, short ass mother fucker!" Ray stuck her tongue out.
"Hey! I'm not that short!"
"B3 I'm putting you in the tree again."
"Pico Pie please no!" B3 begged.
"What store did you guys go to!?" Neo asked.
"A regular store! I didn't expect them to have something like that!"
"Why were you looking at something like that Ray!?" Pico asked.
"Curiosity!"
"Curiosity of what!? You still haven't told me!"
"Of- actually Ray doesn't know..just curiosity. Ray wasn't interested in it."
"You kept making jokes about it on the way back though!"
Ray got up and walked over to B3.
"Yo look at that big ass spider!" She pointed to the wall.
"Where!?" He looked.
She got close to his ear and whispered something then laughed and ran inside.
"Bro.."
"What did she whisper?" Ben asked.
"She just whispered titties, I'm so sorry please forgive me..her innocence is gone.."
Ben got up and grabbed his paint and brush, going over to him.
"It's ok B3." He smiled.
"Really?"
"Mhm." He took B3's sunglasses off.
"Thank you- wait what are you doing?"
"Nothing just close your eyes."
"O..Ok." B3 closed them.
Ben dipped the brush in the paint and drew on his face.
"D-Dude what's happening? What are you doing?"
"It's ok B3, just keep your eyes closed."
"A-Alright.."
Neo and Pico tried not to laugh.
"And the final touch.." Ben wrote something on his forehead.
"Nah..nah, nah, nah. Broski what are you doing? You're scaring me."
"Nothing just keep them closed for a sec." Ben took a picture.
"Ok you can open them."
B3 opened his eyes and looked at them, he hesitantly put a finger on his face and took it off to see paint.
"You painted my face?"
"Mhm."
"...Is it a bear?"
"Yep, it sure is a bear." Ben smiled.
"Awesome! I'm going to go take a look!" B3 went back inside.
"So what did you write on his forehead?" Pico asked.
"I-I put closet perv.." Ben laughed.
The other two started laughing.
"Yo send that to me please."
"Ok." Ben sent it to him.
"Definitely using this as my wallpaper." Neo smirked.

They went back inside and saw Ray laughing.

"Oh! Holy shit!" She laughed.
"SOFT WHY!?" B3 yelled.
B3 came out of the bathroom.
"Bro you wrote closet perv on my forehead! Why!?"
"Because...it's funny."
The four all laughed.
"Hentai!" Ray snickered.
"I'm not a hentai.."

Damn poor B3, this is basically a crack one shot I think, I tried to make this funny ...ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

🦈Hope you enjoyed🦈

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