Ray: Everything's going to be fine.
B3: How can you say that?
Ray: Because when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Teacher: You're so late! What happened?
Ray: Nothing, I just didn't want to be here.
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Ray: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Pico: Hey B3, how tall are you?
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B3: Neo, you know how you're dating the most beautiful human ever? Aka me.
Neo: No but go on.
B3: Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so that the inside me will look as good as the outside.
Neo: You what?
B3: ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
Neo: You- we're going to the hospital.
B3: Sounds good because I think I'm dying.
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Ben: *unbuttoning shirt* God it's hot in here.
Pico: Yeah but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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B3: I'm not telling you where it is.
Ray: *sharpens knife* I have ways of making people talk.
Ray: *cuts a piece of cake*
B3: Can I have some?
Ray: Cake is for talkers.
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Pico: You fucked up.
Ben: Could you try using child friendly language?
Pico: You done diddly fucked up.
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Pico: I've only known Ben for a day and a half.
Pico: *drags Ben over to curl around him protectively*
Pico: But if anything were to happen to him, I'd kill everyone in this room then myself.
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Pico, walking into the room: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
B3, entering the room a little disheveled: I TRIED TO HUG HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
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Ray: Daddy taught me that if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all.
Bully:
Ray: But my daddy isn't here and YOU'RE A WEENIE!!!!
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Finn: Anyone under 5'8 can't talk about fighting someone. What are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?
Ray: Say goodbye to your kneecaps asshole.
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Grace: Are you gonna be nervous Benji?
Ben: Am I gonna be ner- I've been nervous for 19 years!
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Neo: I think we lost B3!
Ben: I got this.
Ben: *whispering* I feel like I'm not good enough.
B3, breaking the crowd: TAKE THAT BACK YOU ADORABLE PIECE OF-
Ben: Found him.
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Vanessa: All of my shirts keep disappearing. Weird.
Ray, clearly in one of her missing shirts: Yeah. Spooky.
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Ray: I have a plan.
Mateo: It can't involve murder.
Ray: I no longer have a plan.
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Ray: Yesterday I accidentally kicked Finn in the face and I couldn't decide between saying "Are you okay?" or "I'm so sorry!"
Ray: So I panicked and yelled "ARE YOU SORRY?!"
Ray: It took Finn a hour to get up, Vanny and Mateo still hasn't stopped laughing at me.
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°Fnf Soft Mod One Shots°
RandomThere's barely any one shots of the soft mod so I thought I would make some, why am I making so many new stories at once? Idk. If you like this check out my other stories. ❌NO SMUT❌ 𝙍𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙬 (I'll still do the ones t...
