G'day Wattpad, Xrossbow here
I'm always getting random ideas that I think could make cool stories but don't have the ability to make full on books so I thought that making oneshots would be better/easier for me.
I've been writing on this book for a...
I know that I legit just made one of these but we all deal with shit in our own way and mine is random writings. So again enjoy this collection of inaccurate incorrect quotes from vines, reels and other random things.
Also I'm too lazy to look back at the incorrect quotes I've already done so if there are double ups then too bad. ———————————————————
Polly: I love you, you love me
Anne: We're a great big family?
Polly: Let's go out and kill Barney! With a-
Anne: No!
Sprig: No!
Anne: We don't kill. We don't kill, Polly
Polly: WITH A BIG SHOTGUN!
Sprig: Wait no stop
Polly: Barney's on the floor! No more purple dinosaur!
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Skylar: I will never understand why school has to start at 7 in the morning
Sasha: Like what do you think I am? A fucking rooster?
Anne: Oh cockle doodle doo
Sasha: More like fuck you
Skylar: And then teachers come in all like "c'mon guys you gotta pick up the energy!"
Anne: Exactly, like I dunno Barbara maybe cause it's seven in the fucking morning
Sasha: Like why are you expecting me to solve a triangle? Bitch you're built like a triangle, why don't you do it?
Marcy: You guys do know that Mrs Murphy is behind you, right?
Skylar, Sasha and Anne: ...
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Skylar: You have exactly three seconds to explain why you just woke me up!
Sasha: Because it's morning and you should be awake.
Skylar: Oh, interesting... I didn't know you wanted to die today!
Sasha: Skylar, you can't kill me
Skylar: It's too late, I've already decided how
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Sasha: I really like Eminem
Skylar: I prefer Skittles
Sasha: No like the rapper-
Skylar: WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER!?
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Sasha: How can I get my crush to ask me out?
Skylar: Well you know how everyone always says be yourself?
Sasha: Yeah?
Skylar: We'll don't do that
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Anne: Well it's a beautiful day outside
Sasha: Not as beautiful as me✨
Anne: ...
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