Bb13 journey with sidnaaz

day 96

Morning song plays, all housemates wake up and dance. Sidnaaz are sitting together.
Sana: kya huwa tujhe
Sid: sar bhari bhari lag raha aaj
Sana: tu har waqt jo bas sochta hai issi liye hota hai
Sid: tou sochna chor dun
Sana: kabhi kabhi illogical hojaya kar
Sid: acha. Ab bakwas band karke champi karde
Sana: ruk. Tel lane de
She goes and brings oil and does his champi.
Sana: ab ja ke naha ke tayyar hoja.
Sid went and took a shower and got dressed. Sana did the same.
Bb called all housemates to announce task.
Bigg Boss says to the inmates you always played in the teams and you fought in the house as well. There must be some things that you want to say. In the comedy club, you can say your heart things but tone will light-hearted. Tonight Sid, Arti, Rashami, Madhu, Vishal will perform. Others will perform tomorrow. To help you, Harsh is coming. Harsh comes there and says we have to do it well.
Harsh asks Madhu who will you target? She says Shefali, Vishal and Sid.
Madhu tells Harsh about Sid behind her. Harsh says we can say to Sid that your choice is bad, you chose Vishal. Madhu laughs.
Arti sits with Harsh and says I want to target Vishal. I want to target Mahira, she doesn’t like to be compared with Sana.(there you go, all knew mahira was jealous yet they had to degrade sana on the weekend) We will talk about Sana beating herself.
Rashami talks to Harsh and says I want to tell Paras to not play behind Mahira.
Harsh talks to Vishal and says you can do poetry. Vishal says I will target Arti and Paras. Paras used to call Asim a follower and now he is following Sid himself.
Sid talks to Harsh. Sid says Vishal eats 6 parathas. Harsh leaves from there.

Later,
Sana: please koi cup dho do. Hum kaam nhi kar sakte kyunke bb ne dand diya huwa asim, paras aur mahira ko. Asim please dho de
Mahi: hum bartan raat ko dhoyenge (buhat saare log iss episode pe keh rahai thay sana ne larai start ki but yahan dekho sana ne request ki cup ke liye, mahira ne uss cheez ka issue banaya)
Sana: ab kisi ko problem nhi ho rahi ke kaam nhi ho rahai
Sid brings his cup and gives it to sana: abhi larai mat kar
Mahi: yeh isliye mudda bana rahi kyunke humein kaam karna hai
Asim: ignore her(sid could see all this. All the people who said mahira was loyal to sid as a friend wo tou sid ke dushman ke sath shuru se achi thi aur rahi)
Sana: mujhe roti tak nhi mili, bartan bhi saaf nhi
Rashmi: sana abhi sirf teen log kaam kar rahai hain, iska mudda mat bana
Sana: mae mudda nhi bana rahi
Sid understood her that she is upset already plus she didn't get food.
Paras: apni zuban sambhal. Hum nhi karenge kaam
Sana: tu phattu hai
Paras: tu mujhw batayegi kab kaam karna hai(he said approaching her)
This didn't go well with sid, he didn't like the way paras was coming close to her while talking, it was making him angry.
He comes there and holds her hand: aa mere sath
Sana: mae sahi hun abhi, mae dho rahi hun bartan agar wo nhi dho rahai. Itni gand machayi huwi(yeh high grade stars, jo sana ko down market kehte thay inko safai rakhne ki tameez nhi thi, rather inko safai pasand nhi thi. I lived in a hostel with my friends and i used to do all the cleaning, dishes everything by myself for around 7 girls. Yeh dikhata hai inka brought up. While sana was always the one looking for cleanliness)
Mahira: tu chup hoja samjhi
Sana: paras ko bol munh pe charh ke baat na kare
Asim: mae karleta hun bartan
Paras: isko sukoon acha nhi lag raha.
Sana ignores and starts washing the dishes.
Madhu: shehnaaz iss tarah tumhein dand milega chor do
Sana: yeh mudda ban raha hai
Sid: chor de na shehnaaz
Paras: yeh ghar ka mahaul kharab kar rahi
Mahira: hum iske naukar nhi hain
Sana: yeh jo bakwas hain na saare karlete hain jaake apna kaam kar
Mahi: get lost
Sana: kya bol rahi hai bol
Mahi: dikh raha hai sabko
Sana: han dikh raha hai kon jealous hai, so keep your attitude to yourself and do your work
Mahi: yeh hai kon mujhe kaam batayegi(haha aaj mahira ko sana naukri pe rakh sakti hai itni famous hai. I still remember in the start of bb mahira said 7 janam lag jayenge mahira sharma nhi ban payegi and sana said shehnaaz gill hi theek hun, dam hai mere naam mein. And aaj waqai shehnaaz gill ke hi naam mein dam hai. Shehnaaz ki har choti choti baat headlines ban jati hai)
Paras: hum nhi karenge kaam
Sana: oh tou ab yeh nhi bol sakti tu uski zuban hai
Rashmi pulls sana to the room. Sod comes there to cheer her up.
Sid: sana kya english boli hai tu ne
Sana: hain. Kha meri qasam
Sid: arre qasam. Ek dam perfect
Later,
All inmates sit in the garden area. Bigg Boss says tonight we are opening a new area in the house. In the comedy club, we will have the audience. They will vote. He welcomes Ashutosh. He starts the show.
He jokes about pahiras love angle, vishal being hit.
Ash: mae rashmi ko pehle jaan raha tha, ab bhi jaan Raha hun.
Rashmi shows her slipper,
Ash: chalo mere liye chai nhi hai
All laugh
Ash: ab baat karte hain shehnaaz ki sidharth se pehle. Kyunke Sidharth ke dil ka rasta shehnaaz se hoke jata hai. Isne saara season sidharth ko bola hai meri tareef karo na. Mae kesi dikh rahi hun. Arre wo kya batayega jisne poora season shorts mein nikal dia ho.
Sana: mujhe wo shorts mein bhi pasand hai
Sid blushes
Ash: acha ab pehle contestant ko bulate hain. Ashu welcomes Arti first on the stage. All cheer for her. Arti thanks Bigg Boss for letting her do this comedy, all laugh. Arti says let’s start with Mahira, she has more problems then crops in India. All laugh. Arti shouts at Vishal, he gets scared. She says it was nothing. Arti says I enter other’s fights because no one enters my blanket. She starts beating herself like Sana and says let us enter your blanket and then you won’t beat yourself. All cheer for her. All clap for her. The live audience vote for her. She gets 6.9 score.
Ab dusre contestant. Lekin uss se pehle ek shair arz hai. Chahai jitna bhi cheekhe chilaye man ka sacha hai. Ke chahai jitna bhi cheekhe chillaye man ka sacha hai. Sidharth bata do fauladi seene ke peeche ek bacha hai. All cheer for sidharth.
He jokes about vishal. Sid says Rashami likes to talk behind the back so much that even when she is on a date, she will sit behind her boyfriend. All laugh. Sid says she back-bites a lot, she was once talking against herself in the mirror. Rashami laughs. Sid says let’s talk about independent Arti. She is like a neighbor who has to enter every fight to prolong the fight. Sid thanks, everyone. Sana says vote for him. Sid gets 7.2 scores.

Ashu welcomes Madhu next. Madhu says I am doing this first time. She says the biggest comedian here is Sid. Sid thanks her. Madhu says God didn’t give him an off button. She is roaming around me, do you like me? Sid says yes. Madhu says I chose Vishal so my choice is bad. All laugh. Madhu says let’s talk about Arti now. Her game is a mess like her clothes. She says when I was in a relationship with Vishal, I asked for a gift and he broke up with me. All laugh. Madhu gets 4.6 scores.

Ashu welcomes Rashami. All clap for her. Rashami says let’s play a guessing game. She acts like Sid and the audience guesses it. Rashami says Sid is a good man. All are surprised… Rashami says this was a joke. Rashami says my favorite Paras thinks he can touch anything and make it gold but he touched and made Mahira. His girlfriend outside is waiting with a slipper. All laugh. Rashami calls Sana on the stage.(yeh aaj bhi inhi se footage le rahi hai)
Rashmi: yeh tumhare liye(she gives a box)
Sana: thankyou
Rash: ismein buhat saara attention hai
Sana: aww thankyou
Sid: shehnaaz boldo tumhein nhi chahiye buhat milti hai
Sana: abhi bhi mujhe mil rahi hai. Comedy tu kar rahi hai attention mujhe mil rahi hai
She gets 5.6 scores.
Ashu welcomes Vishal next. He jokes about keeping slippers away. He says poetry that I got hit by slippers from my own, they got punished but I wanted it too. Vishal says I left my village but became a writer because of Madhu. He praises Arti’s lunch and says she is Sid’s puppet. Vishal says Mahira gets jealous for Paras but he is Sid’s follower now. Vishal tells Sana that you are not jealous of Mahira and I am telling this from the heart. He says that Sid got everything but Paras is just talking a lot. Vishal gets 6.2 scores.
Everyone talks
Mahi to arti: tumhari sabse achi thi
Shefali: han it was the best. Rashmi was good too
( Inko tou sid se bhi jealousy thi. Aur mazay ki baat inko comedy wohi pasand aayi jismein sana ka mazak uraya gaya)

Sana and sid are talking.
Sid: tu paras se Pyaar karti hai na
Sana: nhi uss se ek attachment hai kyunke wo mujhe thora apne jaisa lagta hai(cleared again, she said she doesn't love him)
Sid: wo pyaar hota hai na
Sana: nhi. Aur hum
Sid: hum ek dusre ko like karte hain
Sana: aur tu
Sid: tujhe bas mae wese acha lagta hun
Sana: mae roz kisse hug karti hun ya kiss deti hun
Sid: wo tu mere sath comfortable hai aur shayad paras ko jealous karti hai(overthinker shukla)
Sana: aisa kuch nhi hai
She turns away.
Sid: kya huwa
Sana: mujhe neend aa rahi hai
Her voice cracked a little
Sid: ayy kya hua
Sana: kuch nhi
Sid: tu rou kyun rahi hai
Sana: baqi sab bolte hain mae mazak mein leti hun, tu bolta hai mujhe nhi acha lagta yeh wali baat. Mae nhi karti uss se pyaar.
Sid: acha sorry nhi bolunga. Phir tu kisi se karti hai pyaar
Sana: han
Sid: kis se
Sana: jaldi bataungi
Sid hugs her pulling her to himself.
Sid: chal sojayein
And they both slept hugging