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Writing random shet rn lol

AU: TMF Next Gen AU

Ships contained: TMF Boys x Y/N (all of it are gender-neutral EXCEPT for Zander)

Jake x Y/N on a flight:

Flight Assistant: Now before we take off, please ensure that all small items are secured.

Future Jake: *whispers* psssst. princess/prince, are you safe?

Future You: I WILL HIT YOU-

Zander x Y/N (Future AU):

(A/N: you can make your child, whatever you want like Gender, age, name, etc.)

Future Zander: Where's all the food?!

Future You: There are hungry children in this country *holding a bag of food*

Zander & Y/N's adopted child: you don't need to eat *also holding a bag of food*

Future Zander: BUT I'M HUNGRY!

Zander & Y/N's adopted child: GO GET WATER!

(A/N: I'm not using the logic of Gacha where the grow hormones are infinite.)

Luke x Y/N:

Future You: *reading a random book bout why Life is cruel*

Luke & Y/N's child: *sighs*

Future Luke: what's wrong?

Luke & Y/N's child: my foot's asleep.

Future Luke: *pulls out phone*

Future Luke: well, I know how to wake it up!

Future Luke: *starts playing loud alarms*

Future Luke: BAHAHAHAHAHAH

Future You's Mind: The dad jokes have infected my brain.

Sean x Y/N:

Sean & Y/N's kid: mom, dad, is something burning?

Future Sean: well, it could be my new hot mix tape.

Future You: ...

Future Sean: and the kitchen is on fire.

Sean & Y/N's kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Drew x Y/N:

Future You: as a parent, there are many simple choice.

Future Drew: (insert your kid's name here)!

Drew & Y/N's kid: yeah?

Future Drew: like doing that and not responding.

Future You: Get beated.

Drew & Y/N's kid: *angry screeching noises*

Future You and Drew: *raises glasses of wine*

Liam x Y/N:

Future Liam: Ok so uhm son/daugther, me and your mother used your laptop today.

Future You: and uh, we checked your browser history...

Liam & Y/N's kid: Ok, I can explain-

Future Liam: It's just pages and pages of pictures of pasta.

Liam & Y/N's kid: *screaming in the inside*

Henry x Y/N:

Time: 3:00am

Henry & Y/N's kid: *quietly opens fridge*

Future You: OK, THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!

Future Henry: Are you gonna need it? *holds out straw*

Henry & Y/N's kid: YAH!

Yeah, what did I tell you from the beggining? Writing random shet.