Why Me? (An Avengers Wrong Number)

Juni's a Lie, Geneva's In

I went to Juni's house.

"I could totally drive us to Tesco," they say.

"Nope, I refuse to believe you have a driver's license," I respond.

"I do, here," they say, handing their ID to me.

I look at it. "YOUR NAME'S GENEVA?" I yell out.

"Legally, yeah," Juni responds.

"Geneva?" I ask.

"Yes, Geneva," Juni assures me.

"Where does Juni come from then?" I wonder.

"The name Geneva means juniper tree. My parents thought that was cool and started calling me Juniper. That eventually got shortened down to Juni," Juni explains.

"Geneva Marrietta Andrews," I repeat out loud. "It's giving Victorian."

"In a good way," Juni adds on.

"Sure, sure," I remark. "Now off to get a bunch of weird stuff, not limited to but including 15 boxes of biscuits and 4 water guns."

"Wilbur is weird," Juni summarizes.

"Wilbur's weird," I agree.

We get the stuff with no hassle. Woo!

When we get back to Juni's place, I text the group chat.

You
heart❤️ been broke💔🤕
so many times⏰ i
don’t know❌🤷‍♀️ what to believe 🍃🙏
yeah👍 mama🤰
say it’s my👧😣fault🥺😢 my fault😭😞
i wear my heart💝 on my sleeve👕

Anthony
The first thing anyone has
heard from you in 2 months
and it's a fucking captcha

You
Welp, shit happened

Clinton
Like what?
What happened that made
you ignore us for months?

You
Well, for starters, I found out
everybody's identity in the group
chat
And the fact that your are all the
Avengers
I haven't had the best experiences
with the Avengers
(thanks Nick)

Nico(las)
Mhm

You
Hid on an island
Got kidnapped
Got forced to fight something
Had a heart to heart with one
of my friends in the middle of
a forrest dragging a dead body
And found out Juni's legal name isn't
Juni

Peter
Mood
But for real tho, her name
isn't Juni?

You
It's Geneva

Peter
MX. JUNI LIED TO US

You
IKR HOW COULD THEY?

Peter
Going dark, dhmu only
the real ones know

You
Same here

Bruce
Uh uh
You aren't going dark
We need to ask questions

You
Honestly just ask Steve or Nick
As long as they don't reveal my real
name idc

Anthony
Steve?

Clinton
Steve?

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Steve?
Also, Juni's name

You
Mr. Ass or whatever
AND IKR? I FOUND IT OUT GOING
TO TESCO TO GET YOU THE INSANE
AMOUNT OF BISCUITS AND WATER
GUNS YOU ASKED FOR

Wilbah 🟤🎸
YOOOOOO
THANSK

You
Whateva man
The looks on old people's faces
were priceless

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Gotta love traumatizing old
people

You
Including but not limited to
the ice huggers here

Steve
I'll have you know I ended
WWII by crashing into the ice

Bucky
AND I WAS FORCED INTO IT
AGAINST MY WILL

You
Omg 🙄
Just kiss already

Bucky
I don't know who you are
But I will find you and make you
suffer for that comment

Steve
Bucky no

You
You can try Grandpa
But I am, quite honestly
the most powerful person here

Steve
Ver no

Bucky
Bah, like I believe that

Thor
She actually is
I've see a bit of what she's done
and it's more than I can ever

Nico(las)
Plus she scares me, so there's that

Juni 🔫🐞
Y'all please stop feeding her ego

You
But Geneva....
😭😭😭😭

Juni 🔫 🐞
I regret letting you look at my
drivers license

You
Good

Wilbah 🟤🎸
Oi, British mofos
We gotta go

You
Cool

Juni 🔫🐞
Aight

You
Nicki, before I go

Nico(las)
Hm?

You
You might want to check on the
Dr.

Nico(las)
Yes ma'am

Clinton
Is anyone else really confused?