Why Me? (An Avengers Wrong Number)

*insert epic name*

We made it back to the tower a-okay. I got banned from leaving in case of another incident.

I sitting in the rafters of Tony's lab right now. Don't really know how I got up here, I just did.

My phone's with me so I decide to text people.

~~~~European Groupchat~~~~

You
Guess who's alive fuckers

Juni 🔫🐞
Y/N M/N Y/LN
WHERE WERE YOU?!

Wilbah 🟤🎸
^^^

You
Kidnapped, but that's not the point
I kissed Steve, like multiple times

Juni 🔫🐞
Girly tea now

You
So originally I was in this prank war
It was epic
And then Tony thought it'd be
funny if he locked
me and Steve in a room and the
only way we could leave was
if we kissed
So we did

Juni 🔫🐞
You didn't do it immediately,
did you?

You
Nah we sparred first so we
we're sweaty and panting and on the
floor

Juni 🔫🐞
Ah created tension and made
it better just as I taught you

You
Then I avoided him for a while

Juni 🔫🐞
🤦

You
So after that, I was going to go running
And I ran into him in the supplies room
And the only chair in there is a
conveniently placed loveseat

Juni 🔫🐞
Ooh

You
So yeah, we ended up kissing and
making up then
I got kidnapped that day
And then yesterday he and the other
gay grandpa saved me from being
kidnapped and he kissed me then

Juni 🔫🐞
Couple things
Did he kiss you in front of
his friend?

You
No

Juni 🔫🐞
Are you guys a thing?

You
No

Juni 🔫🐞
Are you ok?

You
No
But that's normal

Juni 🔫🐞
Lastly, what's it like kissing him?

You
Warm, and somehow patriotic

Juni 🔫🐞
American?

You
American

Tony at this moment walks in, watching Will's stream on his phone. I can see it from where I am.

There's stream lag, fun.

I hear Will's phone go off with my ringtone in his stream. His character dies, he's in a championship or something and getting very yelled at.

He types something and goes back to playing.

His phone then repeatedly goes off.

"What the fuck, Wilbur? Who is texting you so much?" a whiny voice asks.

"Believe it or not, Tommy, I actually have friends besides you guys," he smirks.

"That Juni person and idk her name, right?" Tommy asks.

"Yeah," Will sighs.

"Why are they texting you so much?" Tommy questions.

"Long story short, 'idk her name' was kidnapped and now she's back," he explains.

"Oh sorry," Tommy apologizes.

"Don't worry about it. It happens a lot. This time, though, she didn't get kidnapped by the Avengers," Will says.

I hear a choking noise.

The game round ends. Tony looks really into it.

"Why is your phone still going off?" Tommy complains.

"Lemme check it," Will says, grabbing his phone.

"Idk her name made out with Captain America so they were sharing that and now Juni's talking about their girlfriend," Wilbur shortens.

"Wait, what!" Tommy says, excitedly. "Your friend knows the Avengers? She made out with them? Have you ever met them?"

"Yes. Well not made out, but kissed multiple times," Tony looks really intrigued now. He pauses the stream and starts thinking. He asks his AI to pull up the other times.

He watches the videos smiling and saving them for blackmail later. I jump out of the rafters and scare him.

"So I see you know," I try to say, threateningly.

"You and Cap are a thing?" he smirks.

"No, yes, I don't know, no," I say. "You heard the fucking conversations."

"Imma get him to ask you out," he taunts.

"Sure," I challenge him. "Now play the stream."

"Yes, ma'am."