(Wow ok so this is all real) (i'm watching the science channel)
It's almost midnight and I need to do a load of wash with all my clothes in it. I gather all my clothes and fly upstairs to put it in the wash. I wash my clothes and put them in the dryer.
But I make a mistake.
I put the dryer on the wrong setting.
I take my clothes out and realize my clothes SHRUNK LIKE 6293726 SIZES! Now they fit a normal person not someone who has butt wings and 729337166 fat rolls!
I try to fit into it and I end up popping all my organs and ripping off 7 ears.
I love my life :)
