"Be yourself unless you suck then be someone else."
"My fake plants died becuase i did not pretend to water them."
"Lots of people are afraid of heights, not me. im afraid of widths."
"A day without sunshine is night."
"Its not cHeating unless you get caught."
"Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning ;)"
"Squaring numbers are like girls, if they're under 13 do them in your head."
"I dont understand when people say 'age is but a number' when Age is obviously a word."
"I dont care what the white man say, Santa Claus is black."
"Shake it like jello, make the boys say hello."
"When the going gets tough just remember to Barium, Carbon, Potassium, Thorium, Astatine, Arsenic, Sulfur, Uranium, Phosphorous"
"Dont be sad, booty is rad."
"My mom should have swallowed me."
"The happier we are, the less we see. -Asians"
"When it comes to random security checks, i always win. always."
"I hate it when people call me a dumb blonde it gets on my pet peeves."
"I love bad bitches thats my fuckin problem. -Albert Einstein"
"Hannah Montana says nobody's perfect but here i am."
"The only reason why i went to school is to distract me from the facts that i will never be Beyoncé."
