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I get to go clean a highway!
Yay!
My favorite thing to do is clean up all the trash that people i don't know have carelessly thrown in the road!
Team humans!
While I go clean, i find a blender so I put all the souls of my enemies in it and drink it for breakfast, which I missed so I could go to this dumb thing.
But hey at least it beats broccoli.
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