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Yay tomorrow is homecumming!! I can't wait to get a dress!

Even though homecumming is short dresses, I pick out a giant poofy dress that make my buttwings look great! It's yellow and green just like a weed In someone's garden!

When I show up I break into the school by the back door so I don't have to pay 20 bucks, super simple! Under my dress and rolls of fat I keep my phone, little brother, blender, music, and money just in case.

As the music plays me with the friends I don't have dance to it. I fly because it's more fun but I run into the lights and they all fall on people and set them on fire. The smoke alarms go off and the water starts spraying from the sprinklers. Our brand new gym floor is now ruined. Everyone has to leave the building. They all run out the front door but oops! I put a giant blender outside the door so they all run into the blender and get turned into a smoothie. Now the whole school is mine and I have my own party.

The next day the police show up and have a party with me and I serve them the smoothie and told them it was strawberry. They enjoyed it.

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