HOW TO HOMECOMING.
Step one: look for the perfect dress (even if you are a guy)
Step two: find the perfect shoes to match
Step three: find a date
Step four: after looking and failing; cry.
Step five: after crying for 38034 days go to homecoming looking like you did every drug on earth.
Step six: get wasted at homecoming.
Step seven: buy everyone a christmas present.
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Ok so my freshman homecoming is September 20th and the theme is 1920's so i get to dress up as a flapper. so basically a 1920's stripper...
Kidding! i'm not dressing up 1920's like i got a goldish dress so yay.
Later i will post a picture of it!
-AJ
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