The Signs When Stoned

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Aries: wants to start fight with an Oompa Loompa

Taurus: munchies from hell

Gemini: actually chills and doesn't gossip just calms the FRICK FROCK down

Cancer: wants to snuggle like wtf

Leo: gives their cat a makeover I'd give my bird a makeover

Virgo: thinks drugs are bad & pretends to be high

Libra: singing the one Arctic Monkeys song they know

Scorpio: starts telling secrets they will regret later

Sagittarius: writes really weird fan fiction

Capricorn: IS SO READY then is so chill

Aquarius: are you sure you did weed I think you did cocaine

Pisces: crying while watching Shrek

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