Aries: *Tries to style their hair with shampoo* "I'm a unicorn"
Taurus: *Stays in too long and comes out having grandma hands*
Gemini: "DANCING IN THE MIRROR, SINGING IN THE SHOWER. DADADEEE.." *gets screamed at for being too loud*
Cancer: *shaves* "My legs are going to be so... Outch!" *cries*
Leo: *Gets shampoo in their eyes* "FUCK FUCK not again!" It's like acid People :(
Virgo: *Watches series on their pc while showering* "Shit shit shit it got wet!"
Libra: *Takes a luxurious bath with like 10 lush bath bombs*
Scorpio: *Draws a fucking masterpiece on the glass*
Sagittarius: *Jams out to the music playing* *Slips* "OUUUUHH"
Capricorn: *Showers in like 2 mins*
Aquarius: *The only place where they have the weirdest thoughts* "How many homeless people live in my walls?!"
Pisces: *Gets caught in a day dream*
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
