The Signs On Field Day

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Aries: This is my time, Step aside bitches.

Taurus: I love this but I have 0 effort

Gemini: Don’t you blow that fucking whistle *Whistle gets blown” motherFUCKER! *wins whatever they’re doing anyway*

Cancer: This is nice isn’t it? I really like this *person on opposing team runs at them* *screams*

Leo: Anyone feel like not doing this with me? Anyone? Anyone at all? Lets go get snowballs everyone

Virgo: Imma win this shit *Stares down Aries*

Libra: This isn’t as bad as I thought. *Gradually becomes more confident with every sport they do*

Scorpio: How about fucking no *Steals ball anyway like the skilled motherfucker they are.*

Sagittarius: *Tackles Everyone Including the referee*

Capricorn: I wish it would just rain then we can get out of this shit.

Aquarius: *No one even knows where they are*Me and aquarius eatin' snowballs

Pisces: *Walks from event to event and manages somehow to end up not playing in any of them*

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