The Signs Lost In The Dark *

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Aries: *Lights lighter* Come at me fuckers

Taurus: Can't see shit, But magically finds their way

Gemini: Has the time of their lives Scaring bitches

Cancer: Guys where are You? ? Pisces hold my hand!!!!

Leo: *Breaks out Glowstick* "Ha fuck with me now betches" *Goes through Darkness like a boss* 2fab

Virgo: Always has light source, Never gets lost

Libra: Already knows where to go

Scorpio: Has like fucking night vision or some shit

Sagittarius: Uses their phone as a flashlight.

Capricorn: Trips and falls because they couldn't see

Aquarius: Texts their bae to come save them, Finds flashlight

Pisces: *Cries* "Cancer where are you????!??" *Passes past light switch*

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