The Signs On An Airplane

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Aries: Blocks the aisle putting all of their crap in the overhead

Taurus: Makes a mess with all the airplane pretzels

Gemini: Has the music in their headphones playing too loudly

Cancer: Stares out the window the whole ride

Leo: Pays extra to be on wifi so they can look at social media I'd probably be taking Selfies on the plane and then sending them to my friends so they get jelly

Virgo: Worries about the worst-case scenario that the plane gets hijacked

Libra: Socializes with the person next to them

Scorpio: watches an inappropriate movie on their phone and everyone around them can see it

Sagittarius: Constantly calls the steward to ask for something

Capricorn: Forgets to charge their phone so they're forced to read the warning packet in the seat in front of them

Aquarius: Acts up with the people around them and makes too much noise laughing

Pisces: Falls asleep and snores loudly

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