Why The Signs Were Arrested

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Aries: Getting into a dance battle at the club then turning it into an actual battle

Taurus: Kidnapping celebrities and forcing them to sing/act out your favorite scenes

Gemini: Fraud

Cancer: For stealing(your heart)

Leo: illegally downloading music so you could turn up Shit they caught me :/

Virgo: Pouring bleach on people you hate

Libra: They were framed

Scorpio: Murder :D

Sagittarius: Kidnapping people and calling it an aesthetic

Capricorn: Throwing knives at iggy azalea repeatedly

Aquarius: Hacking into the government databases to find out about the aliens

Pisces: Downloading illegal cartoon smut it seems Pisces isn't as innocent as their stereotype claims them to be

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