Aries: Punches a shark in the face, gets their limbs ripped off
Taurus: Becomes one with the dolphins
Gemini: Draws an anti sea bear circle in the sand, safe or fucked
cancer: Draws an anti sea bear square. Is fucked.
Leo: "HAHA waterproof make up on FLEEK ugly bitches" Yay XD
Virgo "Fuck fuck fuck the fucking Bloop is gonna come up and swallow me whole, get me out of this fucking ocean"
Libra: Makes friends with the fishies and lives in an anemone
Scorpio: Finds the titanic
Sagittarius: Gets lost in the deep depths of the ocean and is never found
Capricorn: Synchronized swimming with baby seals and jellyfish. Wat.
Aquarius: Swallowed by whale. Meets pinnochio.
Pisces: Don't need no damn Scuba gear, They merpeople,swimmin' with dolphins and shit
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
