Aries: WTF I'M SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME *smashes computer*
Taurus: I do more then just eat holy fuck
Gemini: But I like NEVER TALK *goes to random stranger in the streets and rants*
Cancer: I'm not fucking emotional at all you bitches *starts crying*
Leo: Oh please I'm not conceited *looks in the mirror and fixes their hair* My hair looks like a raccoon Had little raccoons in it There's at least 4 in there
Virgo: Okay no I'm not a clean freak!! *sees speck of dust on the dresser, freaks out and goes to clean it*
Libra: I can make up my mind!
Wait.. no... actually yes!!! No...
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Scorpio: I'm horny ALL the time...*is looking at nudes of porn stars*
Sagittarius: I never run away from my problems!!!
Capricorn: I never step on other people to get what I wan- hey bitch get out of the way!!
Aquarius: I'm not fucking detached, I just hate everyone
Pisces: Lol what are you talking about I'm never Aslee- (snoring)
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
