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Seriously?
➖➖➖➖➖PHOENIX
I said we needed a jet.RICK
Yeah, you know what you didn't give me? Time. Or money. I'm not made of jets.YELENA
I thought you were supposed to be the best. Like a real pro.RICK
Oh, I beg your pardon, tsarina. Was the free flat and lifetime supply of kissel not to your liking?YELENA
Ha!NATASHA
Don't let her wind you up.RICK
No, I take exception to impugning my professionalism.NATASHA
Well, you did set us up with a generator that crapped out after six hours.RICK
(SCOFFS) You, too, huh?YELENA
Aw, he's sensitive. See why you keep him around.PHOENIX
Where's the rest?(EXHALES)
RICK
Voilà.YELENA
Ooh.NATASHA
Oh, I stashed that, like, five years ago.NATASHA
How is it?YELENA
It's dry. It's really dry.PHOENIX
She did say five years ago.(YELENA NODS)
(GRUNTS)
RICK
You know, you're getting dangerously close to running out your tab. Supplies I can tally, but you bring me attention from the authorities, all my prices go up.PHOENIX
What's that supposed to mean?RICK
Your mate, Secretary Ross, has been sniffing around my affairs to the point at which I've got contacts declining my calls. I'm a private contractor.PHOENIX
You are sensitive.RICK
You're a very annoying individual.NATASHA
I'll make it up to you.RICK
Mmm-hmm. That's what you say every time.(MEN GRUNT)
ALEXEI
So, I have the nuclear code.ALEXEI
But there he is.
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