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NEWS BROADCAST: INT. DAILY BUGLE.NET NEWS DESK - DAY
J. Jonah Jameson Spider-Menace!
[CLOSE ON a "WANTED FOR MURDER" sign with Peter's alarmed face. Over that, someone has given Peter devil's horns and graffitied in bright red ink: "CRIMINAL!"]
[FLASH! The image turns black -- a photo-negative -- and slides towards the upper righthand corner of the screen to reveal J. Jonah Jameson at TheDailyBugle.net news desk.]
J. Jonah Jameson (Cont'd) Governments around the world launched investigations into the murderer known as Spider-Man!
"Holy shit."
[The onscreen graphic changes to Peter's school photo next to a pair of handcuffs and a headstone that reads: "MYSTERIO."]
J. Jonah Jameson (Cont'd) A.K.A. Peter Parker.
J. Jonah Jameson (Cont'd) A.K.A. The Web-Headed War Criminal--
[PULL WIDE to reveal Jameson's "news desk" is a cheap digital backdrop in a cluttered, conspiracy theorist's apartment.]
J. Jonah Jameson (Cont'd) --who for years has been terrorizing the decent citizens of New York.
J. Jonah Jameson Well now, this city and the world see him for what he truly is.
[AMATEUR PHONE CAMERA FOOTAGE of Spider-Man being doused with green paint as someone yells:]
Mysterio Fanatic Murderer! Mysterio forever!
"Oh Peter." Phoenix said then hugged him.
[FLASH TO various newspaper and magazine covers:]
[-- THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS: The school photos of Peter, MJ, and Ned have been photoshopped into mug shots under a headline that reads, "TRIO OF TERROR: PARKER'S CRONIES REVEALED!"]
[-- TIME MAGAZINE: An illustration of Spider-Man as a crying baby in a diaper under a headline that reads, "IRON MAN JR? HOW DID A RECKLESS TEENAGER BECOME TONY STARK'S HEIR APPARENT?"]
[-- IN-TOUCH WEEKLY: Half of Spider-Man's mask over half of Peter Parker's face. The headline reads, "WORLD EXCLUSIVE! TWO FACED -- HOW PARKER MAINTAINED HIS DUPLICITOUS DOUBLE LIFE AND WHY HE CAN'T BE TRUSTED."]
